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First and oh boy Mickey had it rough with those eggs
First to comment. That’s like so environment. Dark web pingers cunt tuh tuh.
Honestly so shocked at how nothing grosses him out. It’s like he doesn’t have that part of the brain that is disgusted
Then theres the things that do make him cringe. He’s a weird one for sure.
Property tour pls
On YouTube. Dont waste a website video in a house tour
House tour is Coming next weekend as a website video – but don’t worry because we got a banger uncensored extended YouTube video coming with it. Michael also did his best to make the house tour video as websitey as possible… hope you like it fellas 💪
Beautiful. Keep it up your vids have been banging just lately.
Marty – I know I do that to you a lot, BUT… 😂😂
next time you do that clippy thing use a large magnet to rip them off in the end 🙂
Werner… that’s actually a great idea
Just a reminder. You’re the best.
I know you are but what am I?
love you guys
been a fan since the start
sending love from Canada, fully actual
Glad to have you here dude ❤️
Omg that was so cute
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
42 is the meaning of life… science
Damn, you beat me to it, now my comment looks stupid lol
Glad someone else caught it too hahaha
Yeah we realised that after we finished filming. So weird… we are actually so fucking intelligent it’s sickening
Reposting this in hopes that James or the boys see It.
Video Ideas:
1.) Marty and Michael Ghost BUSTers (they go to a haunted house and just torment the ghosts for an hour then sleep in the house overnight seeing if they pissed off the ghosts enough)
2.) Marty live action prank call! (Marty becomes his persona and goes into public as them. Maybe a fuck’n pig on a leash as Arnold walking into a movie theater. Michael as backup or just tries to get offended by the character as a fake other random person in society)
3.) Honestly would love to see you guys on ColdOnes to talk about your troubles and tribulations getting to where you are now, but that might be a bit harder to pull off as they are a larger channel
4.) We learn to dance (Marty and Michael join a dance class with their partners. Over time they make their flirting more and more obvious while other class goes notice. By the end they pash infront of the whole class and their wives are just there pretending to be gutted while the class is so fuck’n confused
Would love the ghost video. Risky though sometimes they’re not website worthy if nothing happens.
Haha yeah cold ones would be cool. Especially If they smoked weed
Keep the suggestions coming man 💪
I’m fucked, I’m 42 years old.
But damn, that was rough, suction cups are rough!
Just a round of applause for how much good old Micky has grown. Just before this, I was watching Vomlette Part II, and Michael could barely gobble down two eggs. Now he did a fucking dozen! Hero!
Great video again. I almost pissed myself when that yolk catapulted out of his mouth! 🥚😂
He’s becoming more powerful. In another 5 years nothing will ever be able to disgust him ever again.
Fuck that egg one holy shit.. good job tho I think
I just couldn’t believe my eyes. Not many things shock me anymore but my god… he’s still got it
42….. The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. iykyk
my mind is blown
Marty and Micheal = SCIENCE
So weird hey. I wonder what the chances of it being 42 are? Surely like 1 in 1,000,000?
Oh my ver kleinans! That all looked so painful. We got some go grapefruits though, so, happy.
I’m not sure he knows what a grapefruit is
pretty brave to waste that many eggs in today’s climate boys aha
Yeah this video blew the budget because of those eggs. We’re gonna buy chickens eventually 😍
Some Bantam Chickens 🐔?
Michael has shit on his back
Most of the time
Another banger week boys!👏👏👏👏👏👏 Now do a shit on the AGT stage🥲
I have never had to shut my eyes when watching a video but for some reason michael drinking the thrown up eggs got me. 10/10
Hahah Brandon it was so fucked. Truly the king of shock humour
house tour?
Next week! Well it’s what we’re up to anyway. Still working on the place
Well done boys. The egg one was my fav. The way Marty gets into Michael’s head is unreal. Bravo
Always shocking how much eggs hurt
God Micheal so cringe you shit head I wanna king hit your unborn child
Douglas Adam’s was right.
It’s confirmed
Cysts almost got me vomiting. You have a way with words Marty *in James’ voice*
😂😂❤️❤️
I have always wondered about the enough number, this is huge.
How many hits can a wife take? 42 mate 🙌
Those eggs had me clenching my teeth 😂
And oooof, the basketball band marks look sooo painful, you really did look like a red, bruised zebra – poor Marty. 🥹🤭 Thank you for another amazing week video. You guys have released bangers this year.
What happened to miles teller ???
Micheal fucking don’t man stopp egg puke fuck drink fuck you
Gagged at michael drinking his spew egg! Suction cupped mickey was hilarious. Snotting into martys mouth during the experiment was gold. Always a laugh watching you fellas
I need therapy after watching that
New to the website, been watching forever and loving the content. Genuinely the only content that makes me laugh out loud. Poor marty
Salmonella
this one gave me a good laugh, you guys are the best!
I know you don’t want medical advice, but those are totally alien eggs invited into your body by your intergalactic ceremonies of personal pain and humiliation. Soon they’ll burst out as grotesque mini marcheals covered in your bloody viscera and the disgusting foam that exists their eyes and ears.
Dr here… lumps from repeated blunt force trauma is a big worry… combined with a lipoma… Do a shit
For fuck sakes Michael clean your goddamn mouth, jesus
Yall should rape Brown
Was ok but science without seeing Mickeys pain run leaves me feeling empty 😕
Great video!!!!
I loved all the science in these videos. Thank you cunt.
Watching Michael drink that bowl is the first time I legit had a gag watching any of your boys shit. Well done.
Basketband……. Bloody brilliance of these men is inspirational
marty getting hurt is the best sound
anyone else always have issues with their videos not buffering ahead and stopping a shit ton?
Can confirm, swallowing a raw egg is similar to swallowing a load 👎🏻
Absolutely hilarious when marty shouts something wrong. Dw about thr lumps lads it’s just old age 🤣🤣🤣
You guys are the best. Jackass should’ve recruited you.
Hold up!!!!! 42 is enough!!!??? now am i the only one putting this together?? “42” is the meaning of life!!!!…… MIND FUCKING BLOWN!!!!!
12:30 in.. That was some turbo minging shit in that bowl, you are the sickest cunt MB, bring your special talents and talents across the seas for a UK tour
I have never thrown up watching a video until now!
scientists have been real quiet scince this came out
Marty, you losing 3x band slap is by far the greatest hits. I havent laughed so hard at another human’s pain like that in a long while!
I’m fucking 40 years old it’s 3am in the uk,sat alone in the dark urging at besus swallowing egg whilst my family sleep.
Love the video. Can you guys do a scientific video of James’s throwing abilities, it’s usually weirdly fast and accurate, let’s see what object James throws at you guys is highest on the pain scale 😁