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Season 6

10 Episodes

Season 5

29 Episodes

Season 4

29 Episodes

Season 3

39 Episodes

Season 2

40 Episodes

Season 1

38 Episodes

  • Season 6, Episode 1

    Are Men Better Than Women?

    1:06:16


  • Season 6, Episode 2

    Michael Snaps And Hurts Marty!

    1:18:14


  • Season 6, Episode 4

    Michael Loses It At Fans Girlfriend

    1:28:17


  • Season 6, Episode 6

    Marty Goes TOO FAR on Michael During Pain Segment!

    1:22:59


  • Season 6, Episode 10

    Julian Is Going To Jail

    1:38:19


  • Season 6, Episode 12

    We Pulled Off The Biggest Upset Of The Night AND Jackson's Fight With UFC Star

    1:39:36


  • Season 6, Episode 13

    Our Most Controversial Debate Yet!/Exclusive Footage Of Our Boxing Fight

    1:25:18


  • Season 6, Episode 14

    On a 5 Day Bender

    59:04


  • Season 6, Episode 15

    Cops Called! This Prank Call Might Send Us To Jail!

    1:08:13


  • Season 6, Episode 16

    Matt Confesses Sickening Secret To His Mother

    1:11:54


  • Season 5, Episode 1

    The podcast is BACK!

    1:13:02


  • Season 5, Episode 2

    Matt Loses Control During Kissing Competition Ft.Chestbrah

    1:50:11


  • Season 5, Episode 3

    We Surprised Matt Brown With His OnlyFans Crush AGAIN!

    1:41:27


  • Season 5, Episode 5

    We Try To Bring Our Pet Pig To The Movies!

    1:32:44


  • Season 5, Episode 6

    Matt Snuck Into A Female Public Toilet!

    1:22:26


  • Season 5, Episode 7

    We Strap Our Producer To The Roof Ft. Lacci

    1:33:53


  • Season 5, Episode 9

    We Get Sent The World's Hottest Gummy - Instant Regret!

    1:17:48


  • Season 5, Episode 10

    Criminal Calls Matt After Tinder Conversation!

    1:49:55


  • Season 5, Episode 12

    Who's The Best At Picking Up Chicks?

    1:41:54


  • Season 5, Episode 14

    Marty's Bucks Went Too Far (F.T Jashan)

    1:56:55


  • Season 5, Episode 15

    Michael Shocks Our Guest With Offensive Dance! Ft. Bianca Zouppas

    1:51:43


  • Season 5, Episode 16

    Marty's Wild Wedding

    1:51:22


  • Season 5, Episode 17

    Jackson O'Doherty Opens Up About His America trip

    1:28:32


  • Season 5, Episode 18

    Matt and Michael have a fight Ft. CrackerMilk

    1:27:24


  • Season 5, Episode 20

    Matt Reveals a Dark Family Secret

    1:35:11


  • Season 5, Episode 22

    Banned From Tinder (We're In Trouble)

    1:18:17


  • Season 5, Episode 24

    Screaming Lady Disrupts Restaurant

    1:04:26


  • Season 5, Episode 26

    Tribute To Bosley

    1:09:46


  • Season 5, Episode 27

    We Convince Comedian That Matt Can't Walk!

    1:42:48


  • Season 5, Episode 28

    Hot Sauce From Fan Nearly Sends Matt To Hospital

    58:37


  • Season 5, Episode 29

    Screaming For Help Prank Call

    1:18:00


  • Season 5, Episode 30

    Matt Gets Poisoned For Love

    1:07:02


  • Season 5, Episode 31

    Matt Brown Speaks To Love Coach

    1:19:39


  • Season 5, Episode 32

    The Worst Week Of Our Lives

    47:13


  • Season 5, Episode 33

    Michael Throws A Mandarin At A Pregnant Lady

    1:14:32


  • Season 5, Episode 34

    The Night We Can't Remember

    1:29:44


  • Season 5, Episode 35

    We Break Matt’s Heart With A lie Ft. Reese Bros!

    1:10:18


  • Season 5, Episode 36

    Getting Our Editor Evicted

    1:15:49


  • Season 5, Episode 38

    Our Wives On What It's Like To Be Married To Us

    1:28:50


  • Season 4, Episode 41

    Our Highmas Special! (The Christmas Podcast)

    1:04:20


  • Season 4, Episode 40

    FINALE! Our First EVER Live Show! Ft. Shooter Williamson

    1:26:36


  • Season 4, Episode 39

    Addressing Backlash From Viral Video!

    1:06:15


  • Season 4, Episode 38

    Our Partner's Reveal What It's Like Being With Us!

    1:32:59


  • Season 4, Episode 37

    Most Horrific Story We've Ever Heard Ft. Blake & Paulie

    1:43:20


  • Season 4, Episode 36

    TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON NOVEMBER 11th IN BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA!

    1:35:26


  • Season 4, Episode 35

    We engage in a role-play to test Matt's skills as a supervisor at his day job.

    1:05:19


  • Season 4, Episode 34

    Special Guest! Jackson O'Doherty comes to visit and we talk a lot of sh*t!

    1:43:35


  • Season 4, Episode 33

    We have one of our favourite humans on as a guest! We talk about our mates wedding that Michael almost ruined.

    1:46:51


  • Season 4, Episode 32

    We continue to discuss the name of our new house. Marty's diary reveals what happened when he lost his school hat.

    1:11:07


  • Season 4, Episode 31

    Matt Brown's Little Black Book is BACK! And grosser than ever.

    1:32:10


  • Season 4, Episode 30

    Australian Government Intercepts Poo Sent By Fans!

    1:12:12


  • Season 4, Episode 29

    We Show Our A**hole to the Misfit Minds

    1:38:12


  • Season 4, Episode 28

    We Have Lost all of our Friend's Trust

    1:24:13


  • Season 4, Episode 27

    Convinced Lacci His Car Is Stolen!

    1:14:27


  • Season 4, Episode 26

    Surprising Our Producer With His Favourite OnlyFans Crush!

    1:43:18


  • Season 4, Episode 25

    We Got A Stripper For Bachelor Brown!

    1:18:41


  • Season 4, Episode 24

    We've Been Evicted From Our Home

    1:15:01


  • Season 4, Episode 23

    Michael Peed On A Sleeping Family

    1:18:00


  • Season 4, Episode 22

    Jayden and Austin Tell Us Their Craziest Party Stories

    1:13:34


  • Season 4, Episode 21

    Michael Has Some BIG News!

    1:27:20


  • Season 4, Episode 20

    Playing with Michael's mucus

    1:00:47


  • Season 4, Episode 19

    Calling KFC and Screaming As Loudly As We Can!

    1:27:10


  • Season 4, Episode 18

    Crazy fans send Marty’s worst nightmare - a used tampon!

    1:29:33


  • Season 4, Episode 17

    We Got Sent The Most DISGUSTING Thing We’ve Ever Been Sent!

    1:36:28


  • Season 4, Episode 16

    We're Making a Musical!

    1:15:44


  • Season 4, Episode 15

    Making A Guy Lose It In Our Prank Call!

    1:11:43


  • Season 4, Episode 14

    Trying To Do The Podcast While We're Infected

    1:13:33


  • Season 4, Episode 13

    Our Producer Comes Out Of The Closet

    1:17:55


  • Season 4, Episode 12

    A Fan Confesses Her Love For Our Producer

    1:22:11


  • Season 4, Episode 11

    Our Girlfriends Watch The Podcast For The First Time!

    1:18:32


  • Season 4, Episode 10

    We Eat A Tarantula!

    1:25:20


  • Season 4, Episode 9

    Michael opens up about his religion

    1:14:34


  • Season 4, Episode 8

    We're on vacation!

    1:07:30


  • Season 4, Episode 7

    Matt Brown is In Love

    1:22:55


  • Season 4, Episode 6

    Our Most Disturbing Video Yet...

    1:24:53


  • Season 4, Episode 5

    Our Producer's One Night Stand With A Grandma

    1:27:35


  • Season 4, Episode 4

    Marty's Test Results...

    1:26:52


  • Season 4, Episode 3

    We're Flying Three Viewers To Meet Us

    1:21:25


  • Season 4, Episode 2

    Bachelor Brown Speaks to His First Date

    1:15:45


  • Season 4, Episode 1

    We're Back In a New Studio

    1:12:58


  • Season 3, Episode 41

    Our Christmas Special!

    59:32


  • Season 3, Episode 40

    Our Season Finale!

    1:42:00


  • Season 3, Episode 39

    We Went To Jackson O’Doherty’s Crazy Party!

    1:00:33


  • Season 3, Episode 38

    Michael Forgets How To Talk

    1:11:32


  • Season 3, Episode 37

    Telling You Our Worst Stories

    1:22:06


  • Season 3, Episode 36

    We're Finally Unbanned on Facebook!

    1:01:42


  • Season 3, Episode 35

    Marty Gets a Job at Bunnings

    1:01:59


  • Season 3, Episode 34

    We're Too Scared To Open Our Mail Now...

    1:20:51


  • Season 3, Episode 33

    We Drank Laxatives and Instantly Regret It

    1:09:15


  • Season 3, Episode 32

    Matt Brown Opens Up About His Mother

    1:05:53


  • Season 3, Episode 31

    Finally Launching Our Only Fans!

    1:05:09


  • Season 3, Episode 30

    We're Getting Flown To L.A

    1:01:39


  • Season 3, Episode 29

    The Dirtiest Secret We've Been Told

    1:12:19


  • Season 3, Episode 28

    Meeting Our Producer's Twin Brother

    1:11:24


  • Season 3, Episode 27

    Marty’s Gas Is Back

    1:14:39


  • Season 3, Episode 26

    Marty Soils Himself

    1:06:48


  • Season 3, Episode 25

    Someone Sent Us Human Teeth!

    1:03:33


  • Season 3, Episode 24

    Telling You Our Biggest Secret

    1:12:08


  • Season 3, Episode 23

    Asking a Cleaning Company To Clean Up After a Murder

    1:18:11


  • Season 3, Episode 22

    Marty Gets Engaged!

    1:19:01


  • Season 3, Episode 21

    Farting Into a Megaphone

    1:18:10


  • Season 3, Episode 20

    We Interview Pritchard From Dirty Sanchez!

    1:24:26


  • Season 3, Episode 19

    Prank Calling a Sex Worker

    56:40


  • Season 3, Episode 18

    Our Producer Needs Therapy

    59:29


  • Season 3, Episode 17

    Playing The Harmonica With Farts

    59:46


  • Season 3, Episode 16

    A Serial Killer Sends Us A Creepy Letter

    1:04:49


  • Season 3, Episode 15

    Jackson Jerks Off On Michael's Bed

    56:02


  • Season 3, Episode 14

    Our Producer Admits He Stalks Women

    57:47


  • Season 3, Episode 13

    Youtube HATES our show

    1:01:56


  • Season 3, Episode 12

    Trying To Get Prescription Drugs Without a Prescription

    1:07:51


  • Season 3, Episode 11

    Making Michael Gag

    1:00:08


  • Season 3, Episode 10

    Marty Suffers From IBS for the Whole Podcast

    55:56


  • Season 3, Episode 9

    Someone Sent In Human Seed!

    48:56


  • Season 3, Episode 8

    Stealing a Cop Car and Burning it to Hide the Evidence

    53:29


  • Season 3, Episode 7

    Watching a Dirty Movie Made By His PARENTS

    1:04:14


  • Season 3, Episode 6

    Showing You The Beauty Of The German Language

    1:01:47


  • Season 3, Episode 5

    People Tell Us The Worst Crimes They've Committed

    57:40


  • Season 3, Episode 4

    Our Producer Loses It

    51:43


  • Season 3, Episode 3

    Playing a Recorder With Our Farts

    1:03:20


  • Season 3, Episode 2

    We Fought Anthony Mundine!

    53:21


  • Season 3, Episode 1

    WE'RE BACK!!

    54:30


  • Season 2, Episode 40

    JACKSON AND LACCI join the boys this week for the season finale of the Fully Actual podcast!

    1:10:49


  • Season 2, Episode 39

    ARNOLD FEIN RETURNS in the final call to our beloved Brisbane butcher.

    58:52


  • Season 2, Episode 38

    It is not a sanitary or normal thing to have no toilet paper in your home for 7 days.

    46:19


  • Season 2, Episode 37

    Rumour has it that Arnold Fine is running for Australian Prime Minister in the next election. Remember to put every other party last and make sure to vote ARNOLD FINE.

    48:32


  • Season 2, Episode 36

    ARNOLD FINE is becoming a legend with butchers all over Brisbane. Legend has it that if you tell him no when he offers your live pigs, he shows up to your shop and lets muddy pigs wreak havoc.

    48:27


  • Season 2, Episode 35

    What's your favourite segment on the show? I can't stop laughing at the secrets you guys send in to the boys. Holy cow, I hope you guys know that in Australia you can get therapy relatively cheap.

    52:23


  • Season 2, Episode 34

    Yeah look let's be honest sometimes I edit these and consider whether or not I need to contact the local veterinarian to check Marty. It feels like his hair this week really took his insanity to a new plane of existence. Be safe out there guys.

    44:08


  • Season 2, Episode 33

    The boys have gotten into some heat with the media so they're here to give you their side of what happened.

    37:49


  • Season 2, Episode 32

    Picking these backgrounds is an art form. Do you know how much time and effort is put into the process of ensure that these backgrounds are funny, poor quality, weird and often completely irrelevant to the podcast? Months....MONTHS of preparation I tell you.

    46:29


  • Season 2, Episode 31

    Season 2, Episode 31

    1:00:38


  • Season 2, Episode 30

    Hey guys it's Connor here. I write the descriptions every week but couldn't help but ask, 'am I the only one that thinks Marty's wig is just the most hideous thing ever? Like come one, he looks like a German Draco Malfoy who's punched too many darts.

    47:17


  • Season 2, Episode 29

    YULIA joins the boys on this week's podcast as he ATTEMPTS to tell what is possibly the most f**ked story on this podcast

    38:42


  • Season 2, Episode 28

    After a month-long break the boys are back in full form delivering you the best stunts, banter and prank calls you'll find on the internet.

    50:37


  • Season 2, Episode 27

    Marty slaps Michael silly with a big ol' rubber band to the face in this week's STUNT TIME!

    46:55


  • Season 2, Episode 26

    The boys pretend to be OSHA and convince a poor tradie to come in on his time off to receive safety infringements on the job.

    44:49


  • Season 2, Episode 25

    STUNT TIME is back this week, as Marty hi-fives Michael's thumbtacked hand.

    47:18


  • Season 2, Episode 24

    The boys go into a deep dive on fan questions this week, answering some of the strangest and most DISGUSTING DMs so far.

    47:32


  • Season 2, Episode 23

    Once again the boys have a quick nibble on the Devil's lettuce before beginning this week's episode which has blessed us with some of their funniest banter yet.

    42:57


  • Season 2, Episode 22

    CAN YOU TASTE SOUND? An age old question that the boys finally answer today on this week's stunt time.

    42:23


  • Season 2, Episode 21

    Marty decides to release a squirty (a fart) into Michael's face, but accidentally gives him something a little bit more than he expected...

    38:38


  • Season 2, Episode 20

    The boys had a nice big sip of the devil's lettuce before recording this podcast and boy does it make them laugh.

    36:53


  • Season 2, Episode 19

    The boys aren't always silly. Sometimes, they have to teach the younger generation a thing or two about drug safety, which is exactly what they do on this week's prank call.

    30:40


  • Season 2, Episode 18

    The boys dip into some whacky tobaccy on this weeks podcast and deliver one of the strangest prank calls yet.

    23:22


  • Season 2, Episode 17

    Michael takes a marble directly to the hand at point blank range from a SLINGSHOT on this week's Science/Stunt time!

    43:26


  • Season 2, Episode 16

    SCIENCE TIME is back! As Michael tries to prove whether or not it's possible to not sneeze after snorting pepper!

    30:04


  • Season 2, Episode 15

    Marty celebrates his birthday on the Fully Actual podcast! His birthday celebrations include spitting on Michael, ingesting unknown chemicals and of course a prank call!

    30:34


  • Season 2, Episode 14

    The fake police make a comeback in this week's podcast when Marty convinces a fan that they've been caught by the police doing burnouts!

    43:18


  • Season 2, Episode 13

    Michael embraces his inner snake as he tries to dodge loogies from Marty in this week's stunt time!

    36:58


  • Season 2, Episode 12

    The boys give you an in-depth performance piece as they impersonate their two celebrity icons; Judge Judy and Delta Goodrem.

    49:08


  • Season 2, Episode 11

    Michael dunks his hands in a pile of MOUSETRAPS for this week's stuntime while Marty convinces a bloke that he owes Centrelink over $300!

    49:18


  • Season 2, Episode 10

    STUNT TIME continues to rise in insanity as this week, Michael pulls out his classic party trick: drinking his own piss!

    37:17


  • Season 2, Episode 9

    You guys asked for more so we've brought back STUNT TIME! This week Michael attempts to play Hot Potato with an extremely spiky cactus.

    43:04


  • Season 2, Episode 8

    Have you ever sent back your food at Maccas?

    37:14


  • Season 2, Episode 7

    The boys are here to help you through your self-isolation!

    29:44


  • Season 2, Episode 6

    What would you do if your electricity company called you up, told you they made a mistake and now you owe them over 500 dollars in fees?

    43:38


  • Season 2, Episode 5

    The boys give you a great look at the inner workings of Centrelink, as they try to convince a fan that he owes them over six grand in payments!

    35:27


  • Season 2, Episode 4

    Do you have a neighbour that abuses their dog? Because if you do, be sure to let the boys know!

    38:56


  • Season 2, Episode 3

    The boys struggle to get through this one after taking a few bites of some EXTREMELY spicy beef jerky.

    41:55


  • Season 2, Episode 2

    The boys bring on fellow influencer, Brad and get probably the worst reaction from a prank call so far as they convince his friend that he's been locked up for putting someone in a coma!

    50:13


  • Season 2, Episode 1

    Filling the recording studio with putrid smells and fully convince a woman she's joining the secret service!

    37:07


  • Season 1, Episode 40

    New website that contains a HEAP of content that's too messed up for social media

    46:11


  • Season 1, Episode 39

    The nastiest thing the boys have ever gotten

    34:03


  • Season 1, Episode 38

    We do not condone bullying in any way...unless it's when you're pegging sand at an unconscious man's face while you're away on a beach holiday

    43:05


  • Season 1, Episode 37

    Maitland Hanley joins the boys this week and talks about his beginnings as an influencer

    47:00


  • Season 1, Episode 36

    This week we have a heaps shit guest but he's also a legend - Julian Woods, a friend of ours and filmer of Jackson O'Dohertys

    1:03:18


  • Season 1, Episode 35

    The boys share some horrifying anal stories

    43:40


  • Season 1, Episode 34

    This week we get controversial guest Justin Ryan on to talk about social media

    55:20


  • Season 1, Episode 33

    The boys tell all about their time as drunk youngsters up to their usual, dangers antics.

    39:23


  • Season 1, Episode 32

    The boys tell you all about how they would c**k block their mates

    37:45


  • Season 1, Episode 31

    Another crazy story about when the boys first went camping and got so hammered, the police were involved

    34:27


  • Season 1, Episode 30

    We finally get Matt Brown on as a guest

    46:11


  • Season 1, Episode 29

    Michael ruined more couches as well as being threatened by their neighbour so badly that the police had to be called

    43:39


  • Season 1, Episode 28

    Our craziest real life ghost stories

    46:20


  • Season 1, Episode 27

    We get a very special guest on. He's filmed for the biggest names in social media and he's also dating Michael!

    45:44


  • Season 1, Episode 26

    The boys dive straight into more L.A antics

    42:52


  • Season 1, Episode 25

    The boys are joined by Jackson O'Doherty

    43:15


  • Season 1, Episode 24

    The boys bring on a special guest, longtime friend and fellow influencer, Nigel Munt!

    30:15


  • Season 1, Episode 23

    Michael gave himself a money shot to shock some people

    24:05


  • Season 1, Episode 22

    The time we did pingers for the first time

    30:29


  • Season 1, Episode 21

    All the crazy stuff we did at parties when we were younger

    28:49


  • Season 1, Episode 20

    Michael's unique "party tricks" and Marty tries to set up a date with the Dominos employee taking his order

    38:52