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Jesus Christ… 7 full days in the hospital.. need to raise the subscription price by $9.99 for like the rest of the year to recoup 😬 (maybe It cheaper in Aussi, In America we buys 3 cars for less than 7 days in the hospital costs)
It was a rough week bro!
The rest of the developed world has free healthcare my friend!
Right, he’d have just had to wait to shit for 9 months till the doctor could see him
Austrailian healthcare sucks ass
No health care is free you fcuking retard 🤣
Our hospitals are free, If you have private health cover you then can go to a Private Hospital
Australia has free healthcare unless you go private and pay out the ass
Technically, Michael did pay out his ass…
Come to England. We pay national insurance as a mandatory and get health care. America just let’s you die which i find crazy.
Hey Mikey maybe we don’t eat handfuls of shit we cant digest anymore. Glad youre okay though bro jesus christ
It was a scary week man
I’m still not convinced…
I’ve learnt lesson 😔
Well, moderation is key.. it worked fine the first go. I think that’s the lesson we all need to learn here.
Jesus Christ Michael!!! You silly boy. Glad you are ok but damn dude. I bet Amber was pissed😂😂
She was the best wife on earth through this 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
That’s awesome to hear. From now on, you should be in charge of everything he puts in his body 😂😂
Yeah she wasn’t too impressed 😂
That’s a tough watch, thank God you made it through. We love you guys for your personalities too, no need to risk your lives.
We’re being more careful now
❤️
Well done, guys, but a tough wank! Glad you’re better, Michael.
Glad you got there in the end dude
😂
I was wanking all week
Oohhhh little Michael boy. What will we do with you. Even us fellow rings are face palming watching this video. Kudos to Amber for keeping a level head and being amazing wife and also Marty for being there as a brother and documented beautifully for us to experience as well. 7 days in the hospital is no joke, I’ve done it twice. Now what did we learn from all this brown mess? Report back after drinking your dirty shit bean water of yku died or not from ecoli or something.
We’ve learned multiple lessons
I think we are in the clear, I haven’t felt sick since drinking it 😂
First time I’ve actually felt bad and worried for michael, glad he’s OK. After all of that it’s a damn shame you didn’t get brown to sip on the smelly coffee
Such a shame. Such a good idea haha
I know, the whole time I was in there I was just wishing it was brown in my place
😂🤣
Scares me when Marty brandishes knives
He’s always done that haha
Its really safe
Please don’t try and solve world hunger anymore! That was some scary shit!
That avenue of science is closed off for now
Agreed
Man I have been been backed up like that after a dirtbike accident and was in the hospital for about 40 days I think I went 12-13 days with out pooing and it was miserable. I feel for you becklin ❤️
So rough. Shitting is truly important
Dude that’s insane, glad you made it through mate ❤️
Went 2 weeks without a single glimpse of shit when I was pregnant in hospital. Don’t recommend 😂
Glad Mickey is alright but please stay safe guys your fans love you but we don’t want to see you hurt.
Amen dude.
❤️
Turns out it is possible to defeat defecation. Just requires 15 handfuls of coffee beans instead of gluing your asscheeks together.
That’s so true
This is science
I know this is the bit we take the piss and god damn, you’re commitment to science is amazing but seriously that moment with Amber and with a baby on the way too…
Fuck those dying of thirst (or a lack of coffee anyway) and thank god the G spots are back
Glad you’re ok Michael 👍🏻
😂
I’m glad your feeling better Michael! That video was fkn disgustingly funny lmfao
Thanks Kerri 😊
Your welcome! How are you feeling? And how’s Amber and the baby doing?!
Boys stop traumatising yourselves so much and make more vlogs/podcasts your humour and personalities are unique and your best content is when it’s just yourselves being clowns/with mates
That hospital bit was tough to watch
It was a rough watch. But we had to show the full story to you legends. Thanks for the support ❤️
Lovely comment, thank you
New T-shirt idea. “No gaps in my guts!”
Sorry. For the fuklie nah lie lie.
I just got to the ‘minor procedure room’…. Michael… I’m so sorry, mate. You’re a fucking legend and a warrior. You are victim now… sorry. Back that track up back, sorry.
Lesson in all this, James needs to supervise Michael more
He kept eating them in secret.. He still does it, even now!
😂
Michael needs a carer
Hey Michael, never been a better time to ask you to “Do a Shit!”
Fully
That bald doctor pissed me off ” oh silly boy this , don’t do that” like yeah no shit
and amber “who you thanking” he shouldn’t have to thank you you’re his wife , sickness and health calm down love
I’m glad you’re OK Michael! The only thing that would have made the video better would be footage of the big, black doctor fisting you!!! LOL
I had to cut that part out
Man that was a rollercoaster. Multiple times I’m thinking, “ah, this is what puts him in hospital”. One madness after another. So glad you’re alright dude. Take it easy boys, it’s your personalities that make us laugh the most. A little pain and a giggle, no need to keep trying to score Michael a colostomy bag.
Well SHIT hey??? lol
Funny ass video with a side of relief that Michael made it 😂. An idea for another video I think people would like; since yall talk about drugs fairly often, and since I myself have dabbled with MDMA, I think you should do a video where yall are rolling on it and go about to do a vlog 🤙
We could do an experiment “which drug is the most addictive”
Watching this as I’m drinking my first coffee 😶. Ofc I drink the sachets, I don’t have time to make a ‘professional coffee’, I’m a mam 😂. I’m genuinely actually shocked that Michael out of everyone had a hard time passing them!!!
Now he’s better and the pranks out, how do you boys feel that he was gunna make yous drink his recycled coffee 🤢🤮. Shocked he ain’t back in hospital 😂.
Jokes aside, I am so glad you’re ‘okay’ Michael. Couldn’t be marcheal without you!!! ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
Glad your ok Michael but I did chuckle at how much that one doctor hated you I could only imagine how annoyed he was when the vinegar incident was brought up
I’m a silly silly boy
Thanks to this brilliant science, we now know – not to eat coffee beans! What a epic realisation. Hope Micheal is good now, so beautiful to see the M&M team gather around in times like this, such a good family.
Now we know the limit is 14 handfuls…
Love you guys ❤️
James seems the most level headed so he should do risk assessments before science now hahaha
I hope Michael called the cops on that doctor got fucking raped 😭😭😭😂😂😂
That was fucking mental. I truly belly laughted when Marty swilled micheal at the end. Take care of yourselfs you Mad bustards. 👍👏
Wow Amber is a legend, glad your ok micky
Michael please lay off the ass stunts lol You guys could review shit takeaway restaurants and I’d still watch not matter the content. Look after yourself boys
I love how just after Michael gets wheeled into hospital, Martys only concern was asking the doctor for the coffee beans back but it might be too awkward. He said it in a real serious voice as well. 😂
That was rough to watch even cunts😳
Just happy that michal is well.
And from a cientific point of vew….. That was realy stupid….
Aniway…… Love the content!!!! Maby just stick with painfull stuff….. Lesser of a chance to kill some cunt😂😂
Pest regards from Austria
Philipp
Let’s be real. Amber knew what she was getting into when she married Michael 😂.
Do a shit.
Sort of.
Sorry.
Sometimes Marty looks like an overweight cancer patient
You silly cu ker! 1k/night uk.cracking video tho! Boysss!
Reverse hitler stash is an off look Martin
This was a hard one to watch boys
10,000 likes and he’ll do it again…
One of the most scarily real vids lads. Glad Mikey is ok and I hope the colonoscopy will be recorded so we know hes safe
Not once did you call him and tell him to do a shit, I’m no Dr but I would guess that was the issue.
Seriously michael. Chill out a bit ffs, you’re gonna fucking kill yourself one day mate. Glad you’re OK. Sorry.
I’ve been starving for a poo video for sometime now I have been fed
So is the next experiment to see what Michael can swallow and not block him up?
God damnit Michael. Do proper research before you do this kind of shit. It was a great idea for sure, but it wasnt properly thought through. Anyways happy you are good now boi, wish you all the best. I cant imagine how pissed off Amber must have been lol.
Michael’s still learning how to think critically
You can tell just how much marty felt for Michael even though you could also tell he wanted to laugh every time he opened his mouth lol.
Glad you’re okay, Michael! Scary shit. You’re a true hero for proving that whole coffee beans should not be digested. I’m also never looking at coffee beans the same again 😂 gonna have to start buying ground
Fucken hell Mickey Bickey your ring hole has definitely gone through the works aye must be what a ladyboy goes through everyday aye? getting your coffee hole fingered for some delicious bevs, call it Mickey Bickey Coffee Blend, cmon Mickey we need some MORE Mickey Bickey coffee blend DO IT AGAIN 🙂
Bro that was fucking stupid as fuck why would u swollow so many
…Science?
ummm… Science….?
All jokes aside, Props to michael for being a warrior through that mad shit, pun intended. Props to the boys for being there for him. Amber aswell, fair play. Love to all of ya from England!
Oh boys that was hard to watch!