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Fuck Yeah Boys
Fly me over from New Zealand Kuuuunt
If I ever find you I’m going to beat your fucking face in. Fucking wanker ass faggot cunt bitch Australian NIGGER!
whats wrong with you?
Lots… death to ALL AUSTRALIANS….AND BLACK PEOPLE…. also any Swedish people. Fuck you guys
It’s always the obese incel cowards in their inbred parents house, using their computer talking that shit. No reason for those words. Cut your throat
Tried twice already, keep bleeding, pass out, then wake back up. Not my time cuz
So you’re such a failure at life you can’t even succeed at committing suicide? Now that’s sad.
I guess so… I’ll try a .22 shell to the dome in the morning if I wake back up… wish me luck. Devil doesn’t want me, and God won’t let me in. Damned if I do, damned if I don’t. Cha know what I means??? Prolly not…. I’ll try harder not to fall this time.
*fail….. not fall
Why a 22 you pussy? No one that wants to off themselves uses the smallest caliber possible
“Time never changes”
Time is an illusion, it seems that way anyways. I’m trying to kill myself, so don’t you assholes worry too much. If I don’t bleed out tonight I’ll shoot myself in the morning.
Dude I’m skinny as shit. Also I’m what you get when you cross breed an American redneck with a French hippie. Impossible they were related. Also again, mom is dead, I killed her 8 and a half years ago. I live in a tent under a bridge. So you’re far from the truth. Hope to hell you’re not a psychic or a palm reader because you’d be shit at your job.
Lots of love from Sweden Joshua! Thank you for the kind words!
Wanker!!! If Hitler had just two more months you assholes wouldn’t be here
Aaaaw, that’s cute
I aim to please, sir
Dude you got some fuckin issues why say all that shit on here ? Like. Wtf don’t disrupt the creative genius of Marty and Micheal . Seriously tho this ain’t the platform for you go on somewhere .
Fuck you hobbit wanker
I don’t jack off the midgets bud, sorry bout that
Fucking everything bud, tried slitting my wrists today. Didn’t cut deep enough. Bled out, lost consciousness, then woke back up. I’ll try again tomorrow morning if I wake back up. .22 shell to the dome should do the trick if I don’t bleed out through the night.
I was searching for a tough guy and immediately found one. Did your daddy diddle you as a young bloke??? Calm the fuck down
I guess they deleted my response. I hope you got to read it before it was removed. It was a banger!!! More or less a confession about me killing the old man, and what I’d do to you and your loved ones.
Dude you need a rubber room and a very tight coat.
Joshua Hobbs has to be Matt Browns burner account
Finally!!! somebody is on the right track!!!! Cuddos to you CUNT!!!
I pick fleas off of my puppies and eat them like sunflower seeds….CUNT!!!!!!!!!!?!
BAN this FREAK, please. the FUCK?!
I’m still here assholes,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imma practice necrophilia on your bitch ass…. think I’ll skull fuck you first before I give that asshole a spin.
Boy, I would cripple you in person just for talking shit like that. Absolutely no excuse saying those words
Get in line bitch. Gonna take someone with a name better than Shane to take me down. I’ll hand you the baseball bat cuz, see how many swings you get before I eat your liver.
You really are a fucking bellend.
Boys i really think you should sacrifice a sub for this cunt…..
Think his problem is, he’s never been smacked in the chin. Daddy probably left mummy for a black man. Thats where all the racism comes from. Also if police checked his hard drive you know they’d find child porn. SMH!
Dude, both of my parents are black dumbass…. somehow I came out white with red hair. Mum must’ve cheated with one of those Swedish pricks. My racism comes from the millions of black people leeching welfare and food stamps when they’re fully capable of working. Also, 27 of my 53 kills were child predators, so you’re wrong again there. What a dumbass. You should be a palm reader.
Trust me buddy. Id absolutely ruin you. Snm.
Trust me bud… I’ll kill your whole family in front of you while you’re tied to a chair. Don’t tempt me with a good time.
Looks like somebody smoked too much meth today…
I quit that shit 3 years ago. Just fueled on rage and hate nowadays.
“Social media made y’all too comfortable with disrespecting someone and not getting punched in the face for it” – Mike Tyson
Motherfucker, I’ll bite your ear off and swallow it.
Watch your horn sorry
I’m jacking my horn now bub.
I’m gonna dig ur dead family up and shove there bones up ur ass cunt dog face pussy crust
They were cremated, so….you might want to run them through a blender and make me a protein shake…good thought though Geterdin….. actually, what the fuck kind of name is that???
Did your boyfriend cheat on you again??? Just let him go, plenty of other cock out there.
Fuck yea guys, I’m surprised the website video is shorter than the YouTube video
This makes no sense that the uncut is shorter than the cut version. We need the world’s best scientists to investigate.
Hey guys, there’s a technical issue with this weeks website video. We’re working to try and get it out asap but it could be 12-24 hours.
It’s the “weed Olympics” and it’s an hour long so hopefully it’s worth the wait!
Sorry ❤️❤️❤️
Put beans on me
All good marty, what’s ballpoint pen in German?
I blame Julian… fuck that guy
We don’t mind a short wait
Always worth the wait.
Love the weed videos!
Do a vomit bro
Fuck yeah boys that long of a video is worth the wait.
I am blaming you’re age, everything what’s old will be slow. (I posted this comment in 1999) 🤘🏻 great work guys, it doesn’t matter when the video is to short, or only one. Or none. I always watch some old videos. Maybe you have to find a new M-M. Make a show for it !! Aussie’s new Marty and Michael. In Amerika’s got talent style. Jackson and Nitro circus and Jackass in the judge. Cooper and Matt are the Hosts. And complete hahaha
All I can say is hurry the fuck up. Sounds like my cup of tea. Sorry
And do a shit. Thanks.
greg
Amazing idea! Loving the creativity!
No other scientists were willing to test it
you guys are fucking hilarious, you manage to be the highlight of the week every week!
Great idea lads, wish the website wasn’t weekly because I’ll be out soon but enjoyed the extra week or two.
I always put all my eggs in her basket 😉 😂😂😂
Fuck yeah cunt! Sexxx
I am sitting at work watching this and my coworkers are asking about the boys while watching over my shoulder.
Apparently after explaining the ringworm lore they have come to the conclusion that Marty is a German with a long neck, Michael is disgusting and unlucky, James is a himbo and cooper and Ryan are unsung heroes who should be roped into doing some of these games as a surprise…. And I can’t fault the descriptions
What about the brown and long lost 40 60?
Why the fuck are we paying for a video that we can get for free on YouTube? The YouTube video is longer as well. Fuck you guys. And where is the second video!?!? Wtf? You guys are getting to be as bad as Shammi. Fucking ripp offs! Fuck you assholes!
Not to mention you fuckwits are wasting food yet again. What fucking WANKERS!!!!
Cheer up becklin. Nobody is forcing you to be here.
I troll you fuckwits and wank to your responses. Feed my orgasms more!!!! PLEASE!!! MORE HATE!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
MEOW!!!
You know nobody likes you. You’re tryna be funny but youre just a fucking pedophile
Dude I kill pedophiles. Be more creative with your insults. Ryan, I’m going to skull fuck you… after I break your jaw…. before I snap your neck. That way you can experience all the pleasure.
sorry
I forgive you Cooper, it’s not your fault.
this joshua hobbs is a total cunt i know he’s paying you guys but is his vile and horrible comments really worth it?
Uncensored version, moron.
Don’t listen to this fuckwad, boys. We love you.
I prefer to be called fuckwit…”fuckwad” just sounds like a cumed on, used bloody tampon. Bet you’d suck on one of those…🤣🤣
mate theres like 400 videos on here and like 99% of them are not on youtube!! Have you not seen the stuff these boyos are doing for our entertainment i certainly wouldnt be doing it. god forbid they make a little extra money putting a few of the videos on youtube…
Go suck off your sister
You like it in the ass?
Preferably not…poop comes out of that hole.
👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
HEY Peter!!!!! Your name reminds me of my penis!!!
You know what to do mate. FUCK OFF! IF YOU READ THROUGH THE COMMENTS THEYRE HAVING TECHNICAL ISSUES AND THERES A 1 HOUR LONG WEED OLYMPICS VIDEO COMING IN THE NEXT 12 TO 24 HOURS DICK WEED!!
Awe… Ryan, do you want a fucking cookie??? Imma still skull fuck you.. Micheal isn’t going to have anyone to play worms with after I’m done with your head.
Show me on the doll where ur uncle touched u
I killed my uncle because he overdosed his mother (my grandma) with methamphetamines so he could get her inheritance. I can show you where the neighbor man touched me though… Hint: poop comes out of that hole…
What a dork.
man joshua you just have those insults stored in the pocket, the kill count is abit concerning but you do you
Great video! Love the Team Fortress 2 battle music in the background! One of my favourite games
It’s Matt’s favourite game too
Watching the destruction of the eggs made my twisted heart happy.
Best god damn duo on the entire interwebs!!!! Now get your asses over here to Iowa and let me shoot corn cobs at you with a big ass sling shot!! Love your work boys
Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket. A bit like having two videos instead of one in case one won’t work! Brilliant work, Scientists! A great idea. Really funny.
It was all part of the experiment
Cracker video boys !
Kev looks like he has slow mo activated on himself.
Martin got fuckin rocked by that green Fer Klein am I right boys?? Tuh tuuuhhhh
Tunnnnn tun tuhhhhh
Glad to hear you cunts using the Team Fortress 2 sountrack as your background msuic, you wankers are goated.
Glad to hear you cunts using the Team Fortress 2 soundtrack as your background music, you wankers are goated.
Were is the website video you ripp of cunts hurry up
Go and dig a hole. Crawl inside. Fill said hole. Stop breathing.
Thanks.
This one was good boys. Pretty equal on the damage and pain for you both I’d say. Should satiate the ones who say mart gets off easy. They have to remember he’s got thick German hide full of liverwurst and gekochtes fleisch
New science experiment
Drink laxative and see who can hold their shit longest , do it in public just to increase the scientific pressure 😅
They have a classic video of that but at their old old place. Very funny stuff.
Great video idea boys 5 stars.
When is fully actual episode out?
They have technical issues. 12 to 24 hours and that was 7 hours ago. God read a comment or 2.
Sorry
Awesome video, but why is there only one video this week? Everything alright with you? Not micheal with coffeebeans again?
What happened to Cava Olympics?
Hey guys! Quick question, any reason we got a YouTube vid this week instead of the usual exclusive one? Totally not a complaint, just curious!
Ahhhhh never mind just checked the website Facebook group. Sorry for doubting you boys!
Marty barefoot and Michael wearing shoes? What world is this?
can’t wait to see weed Olympics…. Hope it’s as good a valium Olympics was! 😂😁
Only 1 video this week …..slacking boys !!
That was fucking brutal! Thank you legends
You know what boys, that video was awesome! I see you’re having technical issues as of right now and don’t sweat it! Ignore all of those bozos comments and more videos and just whatever that weirdo was on about down there but youse are doing great!! We love your videos! You have more love than you have hate. Excited to see the weed olympics when it’s out!
I need 12 shopping carts now when I go to the store for eggs fukkkkkk
comment section is cooked on this one lmao. *keeps walking*
well well well – if it isnt a fucking video
Some fucking mental science here 😂😂 good shit
Jfc someone ban this Joshua Hobbs guy. Or reach out to him I guess? Seems like dude is having a mental break/maybe midlife crisis. Either way, leaving that shit on your website is crazy.
Wow the comments feel like a subtitled prank call
You guys always make the joke about the food being “off” you should do an experiment on what hurt more fresh food or “off” food. Should be enlightening and maybe a little gross.
Good video boys. A little on the short side but all good. Where’s my fucking taser video, how long are you going to dodge this video?
Make it known that at the beginning of experiment 3 when Kevin walked in, I gave him a standing ovation at work. King Kevin is like a God.
Haha