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crouchy130@hotmail.com
crouchy130@hotmail.com
8 months ago

Boys! You now own a huge fuck off studio. Fuck yeah

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago

Mate you wait. It’s going to be so sexy

Michael
Michael
8 months ago

Can’t wait for you guys to see it when we’ve finished the interior

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago

So excited to film in there

George Finlayson
George Finlayson
8 months ago

That German jingle is what dreams are made of

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago

That’s spot on

Tim Mostrey
Tim Mostrey
8 months ago

Hats off, boys! This video is on another level. The sophistication of that game and the spinner, the execution of the games, the camera equipment, the beast-like studio. You guys are on fire!

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago
Reply to  Tim Mostrey

We’re evolving. Like a pokemon or some shit

Michael
Michael
8 months ago
Reply to  Tim Mostrey

Thanks for the love Tim ❤️

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago
Reply to  Tim Mostrey

🔥🔥🔥

timmace1964@netscape.net
timmace1964@netscape.net
8 months ago

I confess. During Marty’s German song, I got lost in his eyes for a moment. You two are in top comic form on this video. 10/10.

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago

Cheers Tim!

Michael
Michael
8 months ago

😂❤️

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago

😘

Chris Thomas
Chris Thomas
8 months ago

Banger! That was very pain – bender hooker pussy! Sorry….

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago
Reply to  Chris Thomas

It’s sour but still expensive. Pardon?

tomaskneppers@gmail.com
tomaskneppers@gmail.com
8 months ago

Is it just me, or has Michael not given level 10 pain ratings in a while? Part of me thinks that if he says something is a 10, Marty can use it as ammo in the future lol

Michael
Michael
8 months ago

😬

Jonathan Gilman
Jonathan Gilman
8 months ago

Holy shit boys that was HECTIC! I kinda feel bad for saying it, but I’m glad Marty copped the potato gun punishment. I not sure Michael’s frail bird-like structure could withstand the gun… not like Marty’s hard weathered exterior… made in Germany

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago

He’s stronger than before I think

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago

I can’t believe I had to do that fucking thing again. So bad

eyecame@gmail.com
eyecame@gmail.com
8 months ago

That’s one whopper shed. Michael’s hating dumb women and the fuck off we’re full was beautiful

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago

It’s factual. At least like 90%

Cooper Editor
Cooper Editor
8 months ago

I had to cut a lot of Michaels misogyny

Rok Smrkolj
Rok Smrkolj
8 months ago

Great video guys!
But what makes me glad, is that I’ve seen you progress from that first house, to this freaking huge property. Science really makes you progress!

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago
Reply to  Rok Smrkolj

All thanks to you legends ❤️

Michael
Michael
8 months ago
Reply to  Rok Smrkolj

Cheers Rob

Michael
Michael
8 months ago
Reply to  Michael

Rok*

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago
Reply to  Rok Smrkolj

Yeah it’s been a wild ride. Thanks for being a part of it

lewis_blythe@hotmail.com
lewis_blythe@hotmail.com
8 months ago

To think when I first joined, they were filming videos in Michael’s house with washing machines outside. Now they have a big fuck off studio! Well done boys!

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago

All thanks to our website legends mate. And we’re determined to make the best shit possible for you all ❤️

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago

Yeah so weird hey

Kierronpeachey@gmail.com
Kierronpeachey@gmail.com
8 months ago

Marty feeling better after seeing the arrow landing on Michael gave me another idea for an experiment: Does each others pain make pain less? Subject one takes a hit and then subject two takes a hit just afterwards. Does laughing at subject two in pain reduce subject ones pain?

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago

Hahaha this is good

Kierronpeachey@gmail.com
Kierronpeachey@gmail.com
8 months ago
Reply to  Ringworm James

😉

dutchproudx023@gmail.com
dutchproudx023@gmail.com
8 months ago

hey guys love the videos and greetings from the netherlands ^^. also about the greek yogurt i have a recipe for you: squeeze 1 orange and add that to a typical long drink glass (one that holds 360 ml than add a table spoon of sugar and add around 4 spoons of the yogurt and mix it all together and enjoy ^^

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago

That sounds delicious

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago

That sounds way too yum 😍

vocoded@gmail.com
vocoded@gmail.com
8 months ago

Its greek yoghurt bro whats the problem? Its good for you and its tasty.

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago

Haha Michael is a fussy fussy little boy

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago

Not tasty… sour shit

Scottburke92@hotmail.co.uk
Scottburke92@hotmail.co.uk
8 months ago

So glad I didn’t need to see that boldy depressed Matty brown guy on the website this week studio is fire boys 👏🏼

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago

He will be back, more cranky than ever

Craig Budruweit
Craig Budruweit
8 months ago

Michaels screams sound great in there, nice echo effect lol

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago

Hahaha not for long. It’s going to be fully sound proofed

Hemibean@yahoo.com
Hemibean@yahoo.com
8 months ago

Cunts are funny fucks

Michael
Michael
8 months ago

😊

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago

🙈🙈

Ed Brown
Ed Brown
8 months ago

Great vid gents! Marty getting the potato gun on that first spin had me dying 😂

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago
Reply to  Ed Brown

Honestly unbelievable

Wnorton9@gmail.com
Wnorton9@gmail.com
8 months ago

Man that studio is massive can’t wait to see what it looks like finished! Also Michael is so shit at rock paper scissors but I’m glad he is 😂

Michael
Michael
8 months ago

Sorry

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago

Yeah statistically it should be even always I just don’t understand

Keri Rose
Keri Rose
8 months ago

Fkn amazing video as always boys I’m high as hell right now and this video was funny as hell!! James your sexy!!

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago
Reply to  Keri Rose

Hahaha stop it Keri! Have 3 more bongs

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago
Reply to  Keri Rose

Haha yes Keri!

Jaden Portillo
Jaden Portillo
8 months ago

Definitely need more of this boys

Michael
Michael
8 months ago
Reply to  Jaden Portillo

Cheers Jaden

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago
Reply to  Jaden Portillo

🙈🙈

regchester1994@gmail.com
regchester1994@gmail.com
8 months ago

I make water greek yoghurt for my stray dogs 💜

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago

It’s delicious! (Kind of)

Connor Matthews
Connor Matthews
8 months ago

This space is fucking massive, so much potential

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
8 months ago

Getting closer every day! ❤️

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago

Dude so keen to get in there

Joshua Cravener
Joshua Cravener
8 months ago

funniest shit I’ve ever seen

Michael
Michael
8 months ago

Glad you liked it Joshua 😊

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago

I love you Josh

egagllorrac@gmail.com
egagllorrac@gmail.com
8 months ago

Honestly not sure why, but this video was kinda mid. Found myself skipping through parts at time which I don’t usually do

egagllorrac@gmail.com
egagllorrac@gmail.com
8 months ago

After reading through the other comments It sounds like I’m in the minority by a long shot haha! So maybe just a me thing

Last edited 8 months ago by egagllorrac@gmail.com
Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago

Fair enough mate – appreciate the feedback ❤️

Thomas Oleson
Thomas Oleson
8 months ago

Just subbed bois

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago
Reply to  Thomas Oleson

Welcome Tom!! Hope you like the vids

Nate Rigby
Nate Rigby
8 months ago

Marty got hit on the bum

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
8 months ago
Reply to  Nate Rigby

Still hurt

Trevor Sparks
Trevor Sparks
8 months ago

I’m from America but I love your videos you Aussie Cunts! Hahaha. Do Rocky Mountain Oysters for the fussy little boys! Michael and Brown will hate it!

Baun420@hotmail.com
Baun420@hotmail.com
8 months ago

3:36 a 10% chance Mart 🙂

joshuagregoryholz@gmail.com
joshuagregoryholz@gmail.com
8 months ago

Best part was martyn s song I’m German and poor aswell

Daniel Bouch
Daniel Bouch
8 months ago

“Its like cottage cheese you stupid prick!” Hahahahahahahaha OMFG

Iyadlowsky@gmail.com
Iyadlowsky@gmail.com
8 months ago

I want to meet Jet please

Jonny Gilroy
Jonny Gilroy
8 months ago

A new 10/10 for the next worst worst. And for Michael to cop the cannon next time.

Wyatt Posey
Wyatt Posey
8 months ago

That’s fucking amazing

tristantreyphipps@gmail.com
tristantreyphipps@gmail.com
8 months ago

9:47 left to go he sounds like shrek

Isaac Everett
Isaac Everett
8 months ago

Fuck yeah! That warehouse is next level!!!

Hemibean@yahoo.com
Hemibean@yahoo.com
8 months ago

What happened to Marty boys arm?

Ryan Vozzo
Ryan Vozzo
8 months ago

this vid is classic, speaking of classic, bring back the tennis vids

Carly Swan
Carly Swan
8 months ago

You just know the video is going to be good when it starts with “I just shat”

Michael Merlino
Michael Merlino
8 months ago

Hello from Miami US you guys are the best Love your videos bring me much joy in a tough time of my life thank you so much

Joe Shields
Joe Shields
8 months ago

that new studio is sickasfuck. the sound of the whip and poprocks on Mickey was so insane in that big cavernous open space, love you boys from Manchester UK.

sigurd ghirghircic
sigurd ghirghircic
7 months ago

Just a question why are the vids here visually lower quality than on youtube?

Jake Nicholls
Jake Nicholls
7 months ago

Im so happy you guys have come so far, ive been a huge huge fan for years and years, havent always been able to help financially but its so heartwarming that you guys have come so far, over the moon for you boys. love you all

Vince Fluet
Vince Fluet
7 months ago

i wonder what mikey did in a past life to deserve all the bad luck lmfao!

John Crookes
John Crookes
7 months ago

This was the best day ever as if it landed on martys tiny section 🤣🤣🤣🤣

John Crookes
John Crookes
7 months ago

Ruptured testicles, ruptured testicles, ruptures testicles

Michael McClean
Michael McClean
6 months ago

Boys I’ve just joined your page and absolutely love it!! Been stuck at home past few days with brutal ear infection but binging all your vids has been great for my treatment. The pain yall go thru makes mine look like nothing. Keep up the great entertainment legends!!

Shawn Halverson
Shawn Halverson
5 months ago

Marty had to sing and relive his past and traumatize himself all over again while Michael claps with joy lol I feel the pain marty

ZACH BROWN
ZACH BROWN
5 months ago

Trained professionals…. tiny med kit comes out lmao

Jonathon Lucas
Jonathon Lucas
3 months ago

Hows about some Matt Brown open mouth glory hole covers! I know some truckstop locations that will be all over that!

KEVIN KERN
KEVIN KERN
28 days ago

Starts video by shitting himself lol

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