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King Khyler
just started wotching a third one an ure already trying to staple ure ballsack to shit, so i feel maybe it’s way way too late to even bother protecting ure balls at this point and i’ve basically added nothing with my “look after ure balls better” advice an that, ha.
anyway, as you were,
i’ve seen two of your videos so far ever, dude, and subsequently because of that two of the worst hits in the balls i’ve ever seen, ha.
anyway, i’d just like to say that you’re made of stronger stuff than me bro, and i’m glad i found ure videos.
also: man-to-man, you should fucking protect ure balls more, defo, mate.
i’dve well learnt my lesson the first time, ha,
if you have to choose which one to land on though in a split second, before impact,
i’m pretty sure that science has conclusively proven that if you use ure right ball to get someone pregnant it’ll be a boy and if you use the left one it’ll be a girl. so something to bare in mind if u have to sacrifice one,
also it’s possible i got the ball order mixed up there and left bollock is for boys and right for girls, so i’d defo google that,
but i’m 80% sure i’m right here,
or in the ballspark anyway.
Lmao, dude, your balls must be partially composed of titanium.
Balls of steel!