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Please start hurting Brown. Im begging you.
YES SIR!
Mr.Lee can you boys try an engine belt for the whipping punishments?
Oh wow, good idea
And a frozen electric cable that wil hurt so fucking bad! I want to here Marty scream like a pig on heat haha
Not sure why but I want to see brown get hurt more too. Hes got the funniest reactions!
That was a good one boys!! Commented on YouTube, but had to come here and watch the uncensored version. Definitely need another one of these! The shorter versions were awesome before, but this longer format is great.
Also, love how Brown is wearing his uniform from one of the Brown Golf vids and we get a new installment of Brown Golf too!!
Brown’s a great executioner! Great vid boys!
I’d say definitely yes to a part 2. Butttt I feel like James has worked really hard lately and also deserves to enjoy a massage with the boys. 🤣
Absolutely!
TAKE THIS COMMENT DOWN
Oh come on James, I just want to make sure they show you the appreciation that us ringworms have for you.
10 Dollars from every member for the appreciation
Aaah James!!! Drinking cum or a M&M massage ? You’re choice hahaha
I feel like james has worked so hard lately he should be give the massage
Isn’t it just Iowa, Utah and Ohio? Pretty sure Michael was right and Brown just wanted to beat him
Iowa! I definitely forgot about Iowa 💀
Fully Actually, all 50 U.S. states have 4 letters. Some just have more than 4.
Now this felt like a good modern take on the old mini games made into a full episode. I’m down for it. Good job boys 🫡
I for one would love a part two or even more of this. Give an upvoter if you agree. I fucking love how brown doesn’t hold back he shows up.
More coming for sure
100% want more of this! But include Matt and James to receive a massage👌
Shhhhhhhhh JOHNO
Need part 2 – Cactus Edition
Michael, Michael. Michael. Your trust is so great. Marty is a liar. When will you learn? Hilarious video, guys. Thanks.
😔
We love Brown town. Super good video lads.
You guys really need to recruit some dumbass cunts, this shit is getting too much, ur to old
Speak for yourself bro. I don’t know if I care to watch other people, Marty and Micheal are the reason I pay to watch these vids.
What a pointless and nasty comment. If it’s TOO* much, then fuck off.
Shut up old man, now get over it
Best day of Matt browns life 😂
Definitely would love a part 2! Less fart smelling though, Micheal’s obsession with it is quite strange. Farting is funny but the smelling is fucking weird. Also I’m going to keep asking for a taser video every week on every video!!!
The boys say that to me too but it catches on.Marty has started it up. You should try it
Right at the start got a surprised hysterical laugh out of me with the gooberfication of Michael’s face when he was saying “that’s 5” 😂
10/10 video, need to see more. I want their heads taped to the massage bed so the winner and loser of each round is a complete surprise. Their anticipatory fear is delicious
I think part of this was my idea from the Facebook group post, haha. Just happy to see Mystery Massage back.
Please part two
Use cactus next time 🙂
We <3 brown. Fuck the concrete tower
Ya’ll need to make many more mystery massage videos. Please
Yeah do a part 2 but brown gets hit.
brown also in underwear next time. Get sex
Get sex is one of the best things I’ve ever heard 😂
Brown is VICIOUS, a namaste dom daddy
For me this is the funniest video I’ve seen for a while. Fucking brilliant. 🤣
Always got me laughing haha. Next time you use a whip though you gotta get the end to connect instead of the middle hitting. Gonna be way more painful 👌
I think I laugh more at the ‘YouTube’ videos than the websites, just my opinion. I love everything overall. I can understand why YouTube gets pushed more and I enjoy the uncensored version on the website. Just some even Steven’s lads. Can’t wait for the live show, my favourites all in one.
Who’s idea was it to give The Brown this much power
Why is martys nose always red and fucked up, every single week? 😆 coke costs a fucking fortune in Oz. He must have gone through sone serious cash. Every fuckin week. 😆 🤣 😂
Haha yes! Totally do Part 2!
i NEED MMOREE
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! Brown is the best!
Michael’s scream from the snake plant was the funniest inbred scream I have ever seen. AHAHAHAHAHA.
Boys ive been asking for another Mystery Massage for months!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!
We need more Mystery Massage for sure
Becklin this ENTIRE video “fuck this!” hahah micky you know more word exist in language mmmm?
I was just watching the old video of Marty and Michael on the massage tables yesterday and then you boys drop this one. Fucking never gets old hahaha
Video idea : Hide and go rape
Don’t like it! I fucking love it!! @michael try to burn the smelly sperm farts of you! Light it up you weasel cunt boyyy 😂🤣
Why do I get so much satisfaction out of seeing Marty in great pain? My partner walked in while the camera was focused on Brown and wanted to know who the strange bald man was and what had happened to those two silly boys I usually watch.
Excellent video boys!!
Marty screaming is the best sound ever
You guys should paint a race track around the room so Michael has a place to run.
How many times did everyone watch Michael’s reaction to the snake plant 🤣 Great video as always boys!
Great vid boys!
Definitely a part 2 is needed!
I lost it when Michael galloped and turned the corner butt naked. Hilarious video guys! Please part 2!
For a part 2 can you get Austin from the uncut crew to do the towel whip? He’s really good at it.
achile!
oh boys, true return to glory after your break, this was what i needed today,
michael galloping after the brown, marty screwing over michael,
slo mo aactivated…
this video had everything, besides solid oak
This video was so fucking funny 🤣🤣
Wonderful video guys. Just an absolute banger.