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Is It Better To Be Pissed On Or Pissed Off?

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Tim Mostrey
Tim Mostrey
4 months ago

I’m keen reading all the scat and piss haters in the comments! Haha. Michael’s a dad!

Keith Orr
Keith Orr
4 months ago
Reply to  Tim Mostrey

Yeah, the pee and poop stuff isn’t my thing, so I just don’t watch them. I don’t get the haters either. There’s so much great content to check out.

Ryan Whymark
Ryan Whymark
4 months ago
Reply to  Keith Orr

Puff

Ricky Mann
Ricky Mann
4 months ago
Reply to  Ryan Whymark

You mean poof?

David Gyapong
David Gyapong
4 months ago
Reply to  Tim Mostrey

Michael’s a dad took me out

timmace1964@netscape.net
timmace1964@netscape.net
4 months ago

Should Amber be having sex? Benedine could be a sponsor for you guys! “Keeping Michael. And Marty infection free for over ten years!’

eyecame@gmail.com
eyecame@gmail.com
4 months ago

Might have had a c section. Otherwise I think its 6 weeks to heal flange before cock entry

charlie.jarratt@gmail.com
charlie.jarratt@gmail.com
4 months ago

If they do bum bum then probably sweet – as long as mickey bickey goes on his back like a strong feminist ally.

rich07woodford@gmail.com
rich07woodford@gmail.com
4 months ago

Through the keyhole!

tasdore@hotmail.com
tasdore@hotmail.com
4 months ago

Man that was fuken hilarious boys 😆

Daisy Gillespie
Daisy Gillespie
4 months ago

you finally got me boys… vomited in my mouth a little thinking about the smell of that piss bucket 🤣

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
4 months ago

Bro it was ROUGH

Cooper Editor
Cooper Editor
4 months ago

2nd worst thing I’ve ever smelt

hughcullenscholes@gmail.com
hughcullenscholes@gmail.com
4 months ago
Reply to  Cooper Editor

Hang on…. What’s the first?!?!

Ryan Editor
Ryan Editor
4 months ago

It lingered around for so long

Steven Williams
Steven Williams
4 months ago

Messing with the delivery driver had me died .. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

gordieduggan902@outlook.com
gordieduggan902@outlook.com
4 months ago

That has been something I’ve wanted to do since the first time I seen them do it lol

Ryan Editor
Ryan Editor
4 months ago

I’m sure my uber eats account is gonna get banned soon

Mike Delaney
Mike Delaney
4 months ago
Reply to  Ryan Editor

You do fantastic work dude!!. We should all donate to your Eats acct.😁😁

Mike Delaney
Mike Delaney
4 months ago

That came just sooo natural!!🤣🤣🤣.

egagllorrac@gmail.com
egagllorrac@gmail.com
4 months ago

I heard the next video in this series is “Is It better to give a fuck or get fucked”

Michael
Michael
4 months ago

Great idea

Peter Bultena
Peter Bultena
4 months ago
Reply to  Michael

You like that, don’t you bitch? 😂😂

Ryan Editor
Ryan Editor
4 months ago

Michael’s been pushing for this one for years

Matt Bell
Matt Bell
4 months ago

Where is James at?

Peter Bultena
Peter Bultena
4 months ago
Reply to  Matt Bell

Rehab

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
4 months ago
Reply to  Matt Bell

I was a busy boy that day. But I’m always here in the comments 🫣

Karen Kerner
Karen Kerner
4 months ago

First of all, Marty has a sweet ass.
Second, Michael drinking his piss will give me nightmares.
And three, Marty laughing like a maniac at the delivery driver just tickled me.

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
4 months ago
Reply to  Karen Kerner

3 great points

Ryan Editor
Ryan Editor
4 months ago
Reply to  Karen Kerner

I’m convinced Michael enjoys it, he says he doesn’t but he always does it

ceworkman51@gmail.com
ceworkman51@gmail.com
4 months ago
Reply to  Karen Kerner

Marty looks like he’s constantly smuggling a couple of cupcakes 😂 Not big ones, just really fluffy ones

Dakotachristensen1995@gmail.com
Dakotachristensen1995@gmail.com
4 months ago

Weird that Australias type of stinging nettle hurt immediately. White in America it takes a few minutes to an hour

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
4 months ago

It stings heaps then feels tingly and almost nice

Jelev.nikolay@gmail.com
Jelev.nikolay@gmail.com
22 days ago
Reply to  Ringworm James

My grandma used to collect it for soup with her bare hands in Bulgaria

Artem Gusevich
Artem Gusevich
4 months ago

Marty try zoloft maybe lol

Matt Bell
Matt Bell
4 months ago

The bucket of piss on piss boy 😂😂😂

Simon Jaeger
Simon Jaeger
4 months ago

Marty I pity you when Michael gets access to unlimited baby shit?!

Patrick Stone
Patrick Stone
4 months ago

Biggest take away from this video was that spiked mat, and the new gel blaster. So many possibilities. That and ya know, Michael likes piss. Good one tho!

Pool4fouts@gmail.com
Pool4fouts@gmail.com
4 months ago

Id love to see a milk crate Olympics of some sort!

Jonathan Loyd
Jonathan Loyd
4 months ago

When we getting new merch drop boys???

Sorry cunt

Matt Lafferty
Matt Lafferty
4 months ago

”I had sex last night and haven’t washed my dick” 😂😂

Sam Lennon
Sam Lennon
4 months ago

Yo James. I can never get comments through on YouTube because they ban me.
What I want to say is, how can Michael be able to fart for 20 to 30 seconds every morning after holding them in all night from Amber, and not share it with the rings every week on the podcast? At least pick his best from every week and play it. Can call it Michael’s Fart Of The Week. To think we spent all these years fucking around with Martys squirties and megaphones and recorders etc and got nowhere, and now we’ve struck gold but you don’t share it, it’s just absolutely inexcusable.
He records them and shares them with you guys everyday, but we miss out.
Not good enough.
PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

Ringworm James
Ringworm James
4 months ago
Reply to  Sam Lennon

This is 100% fair. I will bring this up on the poddy

Sam Lennon
Sam Lennon
4 months ago
Reply to  Ringworm James

Thank you brother. Legend.

Jade Fern
Jade Fern
3 months ago
Reply to  Sam Lennon

Very true! He did start to record them on his phone as proof lol we deffo need this to be a segment on the podcast! 🤣

Jamie Hay
Jamie Hay
4 months ago

I actually love how they treat delivery people! I’m also going to ignore that I saw the rest of this video… All I remember is them laughing at the deliverymen. Yes, just that 🙁

Peter Bultena
Peter Bultena
4 months ago

Baby’s can produce a lot of shit and piss and diapers 😬😬 just a idea 💡. Haha

Michael
Michael
4 months ago
Reply to  Peter Bultena

Hmmmm I like where this is going

Ryan Editor
Ryan Editor
4 months ago
Reply to  Michael

MICHAEL STOP IT!

Peter Bultena
Peter Bultena
4 months ago
Reply to  Michael

🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Dickson Cider
Dickson Cider
4 months ago

Guys yous should try hitting each other, with pig whips to see if they, do indeed hurt, for science that is

Boothie1994@hotmail.com
Boothie1994@hotmail.com
4 months ago

I could watch you both greeting delivery drivers for a whole video. It makes me laugh too much haha

Mel FitzGerald
Mel FitzGerald
4 months ago

Same!

imanut272@yahoo.com
imanut272@yahoo.com
4 months ago

I bet Cooper is a fucking ANIMAL in the sack
Daddy James! Should we shag now or shag later 🤔

Last edited 4 months ago by imanut272@yahoo.com
Michael
Michael
4 months ago

Can confirm

jaydenss60@gmail.com
jaydenss60@gmail.com
4 months ago

i think at the start where marty does that voice its from the big lez show, “nooz’ with simon sniffcock

Michael.cox909@hotmail.com
Michael.cox909@hotmail.com
4 months ago

Brown is such a mong

Paul Horan
Paul Horan
4 months ago

I’d arthritis be pissed off than pissed on by a container of the piss

Harley Carter
Harley Carter
4 months ago

Ace video boys.
At the start of the vid, I’m sure you guys are thinking of Big Brother

joblo1987@gmail.com
joblo1987@gmail.com
4 months ago

MARVELOUS!!

Matthew Cosic
Matthew Cosic
4 months ago

Glad Micheal isn’t a bitch and spitting on Marty now. More scat for gyroscope flylyyyyyy

Charlie France
Charlie France
4 months ago

you boys need to hydrate better

Cooper Editor
Cooper Editor
4 months ago
Reply to  Charlie France

I agree

Ryan Editor
Ryan Editor
4 months ago
Reply to  Charlie France

Michael doesn’t know what that means

gordieduggan902@outlook.com
gordieduggan902@outlook.com
4 months ago

I think that I too would rather be pissed off, now that I’ve seen the science of course

Chris Donaghy
Chris Donaghy
4 months ago

The piss bucket made Michael look like Owen Wilson

Michael
Michael
4 months ago
Reply to  Chris Donaghy

Hahah that’s rough

Niccolo Del Buono
Niccolo Del Buono
4 months ago

@marty could you please do a spit-based video where you basically only spit on Michael the whole time?

Last edited 4 months ago by Niccolo Del Buono
Taylor Melville
Taylor Melville
4 months ago

That British voice during the intro was like the narrator from “Lifestyles of The Rich and Famous”

Jelledekorte@hotmail.com
Jelledekorte@hotmail.com
4 months ago

You sounded like Connor from Love on the Spectrum

Ehren Gooding
Ehren Gooding
4 months ago

The tv show is big brother😆

Alexander Pasichnik
Alexander Pasichnik
4 months ago

The fucked way Marty speaks is from Bear Grylls or whatever

jind7125@yahoo.com
jind7125@yahoo.com
4 months ago

Epic! Cried laughing!
Maybe one to find out is it better to be shit faced 🍻🍻… or shit faced 💩💩.. for Science of course!

Jade Fern
Jade Fern
4 months ago

Don’t think Marty would like that so much but Michael would deffo be keen!🤣🤣

Jade Fern
Jade Fern
4 months ago

Don’t no what it says about me but I think the piss and shit vids are hilarious… but spit makes me gag! 🤣🤣 fuking LOVE your vids!

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
4 months ago

At least it’s not shit. We’re heading in the right direction

Jade Fern
Jade Fern
4 months ago

Also…Marty should enter the competition for ‘rear of the year!’ He has the roundest most perfect arse!! 🤣🤣🤣

Ryan Editor
Ryan Editor
4 months ago
Reply to  Jade Fern

He blushed when he read this

Mike Delaney
Mike Delaney
4 months ago
Reply to  Jade Fern

It jiggles pleasantly…and I’m not even gay but those cakes are pretty sweet.

Jerome Devenney
Jerome Devenney
4 months ago

The sound at the start ‘which ones worse’ is big brother😂😂

Dean.r.badger@gmail.com
Dean.r.badger@gmail.com
4 months ago

As bad as Michael’s piss addiction may be. Skipping an experiment is inexcusable, send that c’*t to dungeon

Awesomebarnes841@gmail.com
Awesomebarnes841@gmail.com
4 months ago

Boys the gross shit is hilarious, don’t change to straight pain vids. Love were you guys are at. Little fucked little pain 🤣 love the skits too!

Last edited 4 months ago by Awesomebarnes841@gmail.com
Lucas Noble
Lucas Noble
4 months ago

do more insect shit instead of piss shit.

Chris Wolfe
Chris Wolfe
4 months ago

Damn I wish I could be in one of your science videos just once. I always wanted to do these type of videos but none of my friends ever wanted to do it. We only get to live once so on the off chance you have an idea of bringing a viewer into the fold I’d love the opportunity to do some science with you guys. I love the videos and just your guys overall friendship. Just fyi I’d be the perfect candidate to start the viewer trend. Not only would it be good data but I feel it would significantly increase the subs and interactions if more viewers thought this was a possibility for them as well. Think about it you n ow I’m right and you know I’m the first person to suggest this in a professional capacity. Either way we love you cu*ts keep doing what you do.

Jason Holcomb
Jason Holcomb
4 months ago

One of the funniest ones yet Michael’s balls being dragged through hell killed me then having to do the piss bucket challenge killed me keep it up boys good shit!

David Collins
David Collins
4 months ago

ahhh yessss more #scatgay, time to start releasing a third vid a week just dedicated to scatgay. When we getting “scatgay” merch?

Nick Hinds
Nick Hinds
4 months ago

How on Earth does Michael have a wife

James.mcleod111093@gmail.com
James.mcleod111093@gmail.com
4 months ago

It was definitely bear grills that you were trying to work out what you sounded like. Sorry bout that mate

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