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We gotta admit it, having the plump juicy round globe liked ass cheeks of Marty getting censored wasn't really necessary. I mean as men we can only dream of ever see something like that and imagine having them most be so awesome, not only to sit but to have others enjoy as well. Someone needs to be fired for censoring the epicness. It's like having a video of a mermaid first ever captured on film and then some stupid tiktokers head being in the way explaining the video at the same time. Like jerking off and just when it's about to finish someone fuckin comes at the door ruining it. Goddammit I hate that.
An idea popped in. "Does Jazz music make you cooler"?
Marty seems stoned as fuck. Living his best life. "It sounded like you were getting slapped…it sounded like the belts were hitting you on the body"…LOL!!!
Stoned on life haha
Ok you got a disability it's confirmed 😂😂😂 gold!!
Hahaha so true
Marty sounds like Justin ryan when he has the glasses on his ears
Hahahahahaha comment of the year
Marty looking ripppppppppped
Marty at the end of the video looked like he probably would of drowned if he got pushed in he look fucked hahahah
Germans aren't good swimmers I think
Germans are good swimmers 😂 or at least this American German bitch is…
Marty's little rant about the neighbours lol
They deserve it
You just choked a turtle with that fishing line. Say sorry! 🐢
James, I always have mixed feelings when you get fucked with by Marty, it just doesn't feel right. 😂 Michael on the other hand is always hilarious to see being abused. That never gets old.
Haha I don't like it either dude
bit of a serial commenter so excuse me. PLEEEEEASE make matthew brown ride "adult" roller coasters for the website. PWEEEZ. Ok i shall hit play and edit constantly 🙂 edit*1 Martys deaf voice is 10/10
Imagine the crew in a Sound Deprivation room/tank with majority of water filtered out. And doing something crazy like this
im not suggesting genocide but i am suggesting they be shunned from society XD brilliant, i showed this to my mate his mum and sister are deaf and he agrees with marty hahaha
Deaf people are gonna be very upset when they hear about this…