If it was life or death and I had to fuck or get fucked by Marty, Michael, James, or Matt, I’d let you all fuck me at the same time. No homo

an autistic trying to stomp grapes bahahahahahahaha

The downy dolls hanging in the background is hilarious

fuck i love micks sailor hat

“Carelss Whisper”

I feel so unsure
As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
As the music dies, something in your eyes
Calls to mind a silver screen
And all its sad good-byes
I’m never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it’s easy to pretend
I know you’re not a fool
I should’ve known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I’d been given
So I’m never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you, oh
Time can never mend
The careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
There’s no comfort in the truth
Pain is all you’ll find
I’m never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it’s easy to pretend
I know you’re not a fool
I should’ve known better than to cheat a friend (should’ve known better, yeah)
And waste the chance that I’d been given
So I’m never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you, oh
Never without your love

Oh my god the marble
And the destruction of those jeans almost killed me

Would have also been funny if James double/crossed pranked Marty and gave him the actual fake numbing cream lol