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Haven’t even hit play and I’m already giving it 5 stars
That is the height of respect Dan. Thank you
James nobody cares if it’s getting you as well, shut up.
I care
No you don’t 😂
How dare you.
Not on mate, James is sacred.
HOW DARE YOU, CUNT!!!!
tell us your a cunt without telling us your a cunt,
Correction: tell us you‘re a cunt without telling us you‘re cunt, CUNT.
Shut up you stooooopid cunt
Michael does the stinging nettles which looked horrid. Marty immediately spits on him. I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
The spitting will never stop being funny
Saliva helps relieve the pain I think?
“Fuck! GOD! Hurry up! God, you’re so shit at everything!” Reminds me of my dear old Gran.😥
Haha I need to know more about this
For an older video it was still a fufking banger boys
The good ol days
We all appreciate the beating you guys take, but don’t drive yourselves to an early grave with the pain stuff. You can always make spend a whole week embarrassing Michael in public!
Haha I like this plan
Could’ve upload fucked footy 2 into 2 parts, wouldn’t have been a bad idea. But now, super looking forward to next week’s ep.
We thought about it, but it’s too beautiful and brown to split into two
How Michael was able to procreate is beyond me. You’d think years of testicular abuse would’ve destroyed his ability 😂
We are all shocked
James needs to go back to number knowing school! #Matt”NO”Brown
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. That’s all I need
Should of done this while on Ice
Maybe for part 2?
Hahaha an outstanding idea
in future, remove your wheelie bins as your house number is showing
We like to put Matt in constant fear for his safety… And this is one of the techniques we use
What if we actually want you guys to come over 😍
Then give us the street bro 😂
Ooow that’s going to be a long trip for me… 1,5 days flying… from the Netherlands to Australia
Brown is a mong
He’s a beautiful mong though
I was not prepared for Meth Michael
None of us were 🙁
He’s top 5 michaels
Need to get an electric drill, will give you so much more torque and speed. So it can handle the crazy science experiments
That’s so true. We have an engineer now that builds us fucked shit now
Holy cheekbones, don’t do meth kids
Spot on
More vlogs
OKAY!
I appreciate the communication boys. Havnt finished the vid, but I too absolutely adore seeing mickelelel scream over an ice bath. Its the best. LOVE YAZ BOYYYSSSS
Michael in an ice bath is my love language I think
Legends
Paying this much a month for a 25 minute video isn’t on.. people spend nothing on a weekly YouTube video, and us loyal subscribers to your paid content should have more than just a short video per week.. up your game lads
Did you even watch the vid. They literally said they had to pull this from their vault because the true vid was too long to edit this quickly. We are getting an hour and a half video next week. If you have such a problem, unsubscribe and just watch the free Youtube videos then. Ill take a 25 min vid for 11 bucks a month vs a 15 min video from Shammi uncut for 15 bucks a month
Thanks for the feedback dude! We work our bumholes off to provide the best content possible for the website members as you legends keep the ship afloat. It’s been tricky because Michael’s had a kid and has been away for 6 weeks. But if you could stick with us a bit longer, our studio is built and we have some insane ideas for website videos.
I disagree. I’d much rather have a ten minute video that’s all action like they used to do, than a forty minute video of 4-6 hits and mostly filler like they do nowadays.
I hope the new editor knows he’s gonna have to put up with a lot of dick censoring
Shhhhh, He will learn the hard way
He’s aware haha
sorry
I’d like to believe those underwear are shared by Marty and Michael as Marty was wearing them in the “Holograph” video and Michael was wearing them during the ice bath in this video
Hi James 🙋🏻♂️
You guys should do a video of getting into the ice bath for 5 mins and immediately when you get out
Hit one another with different objects. I’ve noticed when I get out of ice bath skin turns red colour and very sensitive. Do this for science, and Michael will love it haha
Oh, what an enlightening science experiment I’ve just uncovered: Marty is utterly hilarious—whether he’s depressed or not. Clearly, Marty is funny all the time, no exceptions. Jame’s a deity, obviously! And Michael’s just crazy about Marty’s glorious ass blood.
Shit i would of moved to qld to edit for ya! and i would not bitch if you did shit too me!.. shame!
Errrrrr i hope we get a video to break the new guy in. He needs a warm welcome
is that photo actually Michael?
Why are the website vidoes so pixelated and blurry?
Marty spitting on Michael makes me so happy. Lovely video great performance, thanks
When are we gonna get some new merch boys?? I missed the bosley shit last round and am super bummed about it still to this day…
Sorry cunt…..sorry
Good too see Michael take some nut shots for science
Any thoughts on turning the website into an app or something similar? For real time notifications etc
Fuck you Julian
When it’s Michael and ice in the same video, it’s always going to be an instant classic.
Pig whips
I thought they do it on ice.ice.ice baby
🤣 🤣 ice baths are not healthy! They’re a total scam. Just unnecessary suffering! You should try adding 20 kilos of salt. That will let it get a couple degrees colder without freezing.
glad i subbed
Ryan is a good man for the editing of fucked footy golf, give that lad a raise. Quality video, hopefully a part 2 is coming soon.
Does anyone know the name of the video they done before this ? How did Marty do his wrist and why are they so battered? 🤣🤣