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Go grapefruit!!
Shooter Mcgavin
“My spleen’s got cracks in it.” Dr’s. Michael and Martin need to teach an anatomy class in a video. Thanks for the hilarious show. You guys are the best.
Shout out to all the legends at Marty and Michael! My parents both died in January and you guys help keep me going! THANKS BOYS from SD California ❤️🤘🏼
I’m sorry for your loss brother. These guys got me through some rough times too. Saints I tell ya!
I REALLLLLYYYYY wanted Marty to just fuck’n scream at the top of his lungs “FUCKKKK” at 9:55 right after Michael says “not very vocal this time, very internal. Respectful of the children in the park”.
Marty casually poking Michael’s dick while kids are obviously looking right at them 😂😂😂😂😂
He loves a grab
I am really loving the random interactions with the unsuspecting public lol
Michael hates it
Which obviously makes it 1000x better
Marty’s ability to play offensive defence, when he goes into screaming banshee mode, needs more recognition for its tactical genius. It’s so good it might even be OP lol
That’s not even his final form.
Michael’s snide, pompous little “hmph” is becoming a regular thing and it’s HILARIOUS.
It’s getting worse each day
Michael’s hissing might be one of my new favourite things.
I hope Michaels child develops this same hissing feature 😂
Marty shouting will never get old
you guys are pure entertainment! thanks for the awesome videos
Nothing beats Michael say going grapefruit and missing from two inches away
It’s very “go banana”
Brilliant video guys, i reckon you guys should do a experiment ranking all your 10 rated punishments/things you’ve done to find out which is the worse of the worse
They already did twice, just search for “worst” and it’ll come up. But a part 3 soon will be golden! 🙂
Your poor spleens
The boys were happier when they didn’t know spleens existed
Marty: “Good shot from there, idiot dick” 😂
An accurate insult
Spleen
fully spleen
Mickey loves seeking refuge from spleen injuries on benches.
It’s his safe place
Ur a puss marty
“hold me hold me, get off me!”
Gold!
Marty’s laughter had me in stitches.
Loved the reaction cam of the public
Cornilias is a legend
Thank you for the data review! Would love to see more of this in future vids. Good one like always!
The public interactions and Michael’s embarrass is hilarious
But also a good addition of a basketball court to the shed area for more uncut content for the website that you can’t do in public with more disgusting punishments or adding thumbtacks to the bands
I love when they do stuff in public and Michael tries to rein Marty in to no avail. It’s great yeaaah
Michael has too much respect for others…
Marty can’t be silenced
No Brown so good video… #Brownout
He was in the background of that one slow-mo
Outstanding! I love the bit where Marty says “dont you silence me” at the first hit…. Then “why do we always go in a kids park” that had me fucking rocking. Good work fuckers
The public embarrassment is the best
Shit, that was intense. I’ve never seen Michael so scared I believe!
They were both so scared of getting 3 bands!
Is Luke related to Gerald Cooper?
Rough one boys – kudos! Love Michael’s “it’s so STING” even in the initial throws of pain – comedy gold.
Matt is to Luke as Clark Kent is to Superman. Have we ever seen Matt and Luke together?
Matt Brown showing up was nice
Marty making Michael uncomfortable in public will never get old
The guy on the laptop needs to be in more videos
I wouldn’t spend my money on anything else than this you fucking dog mutt cunts.
Big sick dick.
It’s not as funny when marty gets hurt🤣
Michael saying “Hold me” and then “Get off me” as soon as Marty touched him after the last band hit is top tier 🤣
You look like some homeless cunt cummin! That got me 😂
Do you know if it’s scientifically possible to iron your clothes while your dressed to save time ?
I’m very disappointed that Marty wasn’t cut in half.
Does Marty really need the extra finger in the thumbnail? 🙂
Love Marty getting rattled 😂😂😂