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James nice fuckin headshot dude!
I quite enjoyed seeing matt get involved
Matt Down making Marty and Michael look like some bitches rocking up and simply request more hits after each one at the closest stage
Honestly boys, I know you’ve been asking for ideas that may not hurt as much, I like the different golfs idea with mildly painful and highly embarrassing punishments. Along with maybe a mixture of your science with games and marijuana teehee. Maybe the mini golf mayhem too 🤭 and also continuing the chip or hit but maybe add a stoned mixture. Would hate to see you boys have to completely change. But I understand the safety of the crew. That comes first.
Outstanding
I think it would only be fair if James gets hit too
Sick tye dye merch 🤣
“Don’t make it weird man. just show me your dick.” hahaha
Thanks to the boys and the team at the university of Marchael for making Saturday nights fun after wanking it with my tears 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
That was amazing too watch! Loved this week so much! I was half expecting Marty to pour the blue water over Michael at the end when he was on the ground 😂
Ok – question: how much of the German-sounding verkleinen are actually real words?
It’s a fleklein
5 min in and I’ve laughed a fuck ton already. Good on ya.
Well 10 min…
Brown is the man!!!!
Yep
Digging the merch definitely gonna snatch a couple.
Ok ok ok here me out i want a shirt with James micheal marty and browns signature, I want blood sweat and tears from each if possible, and….. its a awsome video making it 😀 👍 👌 so I get mine free besides shipping and others have to pay for it lmao im gonna frame it and name it **dedication** and put it on my living room wall … I assume James or the editors will see this pass it on lmao 🤣
Not the hematobin glowbin! lol Thanks for bringing me so much joy.
“He’s got a pervert’s sixth sense!” Hilarious.
Marty is a pussy, Michael goes through more pain in these videos
Yea him getting out of that *perfect* nut shot after Michael stood there uncovered like a champ irritated me so bad. I turned it off & went to bed 😂 Picked it up again this morning
James needs to get his!!!!!!
Matt’s a fucking legend for that. More pain videos with Matt would be amazing.
More Matt Brown!
Is that a four cylinder truck with a 4×4 sticker on it??
Putting Hemotobinglobin in gluegul is very informative, thank you Martin ❤️
My beautiful little Raymond!!🤣🤣. Great stuff.
Marty had his hand over his balls that’s cheating…. Marty got out of so much pain that he should have got.
Great stuff!
Brownie is a beast
Brown is a mong !
I like the bit in a video and then a balloons had’n colours
Loving the Brown cameo!
Turn around sometimes!
Marty: “It’s my favourite colour you stupid pig” 🤣
Marty really covers up way too much compared to Michael. Its annoying to watch
It looks like James pulls the slingshot back further for micheal.
Hematomaglobin!!
Matt getting involved was fun. Quite a tame one by usual standards though, was definitely not a 9 pain. Matt took them like a champ.
God I love them fucking with Brown!!
What’s that sound coming out of your mouth cunt?! That’s not a laugh! That’s asthma! Hahahahaha 🤣👏🏼👏🏼
Brown what a fuckin legend
tbh I skipped to the Marty shots because I’d rather see him in pain lol
Brown is down
Respect M&M for doing the vital research into the HeMaTobinGlobeIn