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Haha I bet bros ass about ate his pants lmao 🤣
Pure evil. Fucking love it famalam.
Lmao 1 day ima meet all the crew and we gonna do some crazy shit lol
Sorry
Really glad I found you guys on YouTube. Never have joined a members only group like this before. Loving it all the way from the states!
Josh you LEGEND. You’re so welcome mate ❤️
Shiiiit we may be from the USA but you crazy mfrs love in my browser rent free lmao 🤣
Likewise from Texas. I don’t subscribe to anything other than some streaming services, but this was a must for me. Love your work. Keep it up.
Lucky cunt. You get to watch 400 vids.
Welcome Josh – it’s gonna get weird but just hang in there ❤️
You’re at the right place if you love weird shit!
may i suggest “do condoms Work?” pure gold mate
That and the tack Frisbee
What a great series! Haha!
How about you guys use the katapult to launch frozen waterballoons filled with hot sauce at each other? The ice shatters on impact and the hotsauce burns after, double pain, double laughs, double science?
Great minds think alike… it’s in the works
More like twisted minds haha, look forward to it!
Catapult*
Your a dick lmao 🤣
You’re*
Love that, some hectic shit.
Hecticness guaranteed
Video idea: When Does the Funny Bone Stop Being Funny?
Fun fact: In America they call the funny bone a Weenus.
Hahahahaha you spicy boy
Did James forget to hit record?
Haha you noticed my background tantrum
The poor phone has ptsd now
Another absolute banger boys! Marty on top form, Duncan and Daniel not so much though. Michael looks almost as strong as James.
You should have a slingshot battle across the dam. Jooce.
Oh Jesus. Some cactus plants are poisonous if your eyes or lips start burning you have to go back to the hospital 😅
Michael would have never done this video if he knew that
Im naming the cactus with the red bits on top the prolactus…… get it because its like a bum that’s prola…… you get it 😉 especially marty
James do me a favor tell Martin I said he’s a weiner….. not a dick not a ass hole…. not a cunt but a flaccid weiner…. then tell him jk lmao
I had tears in my eyes until I read it was a joke. ❤️❤️
I thought micheal was the flaccid weiner…. your rock hard right cunt? Lmao and James is the one that jerks in the corner 🤣
Marty saying cactus pain arrives later, in the night.. exactly what happened to my friend, ended up in hospital at 3am from touching a cactus plant earlier that day. Be alert boys 🥲🤞🍀❤️
100%. I hear that knock at the door and I close my eyes hard
Personally I’m ready for an hour long vlog boys.
im just here to watch marty touch michaels nipple without consent.
We are all secretly here for that
Aren’t we all?
Marty the cheat despite obviously getting it worse
Love waking up to some MnM. At around 10 min I thought Micheal was going to start rubbing Marty and thought, “what if they acted like each other while inflicting pain”? Sounds like an interesting take on some science.
Marty your a cheater, but I hope you have tweezers! Good to start a evening with a little kiss x
I wish you had a helmet on lol
I’m an idiot I missed it lol
Omg, you both did it haha Crazy just so crazy
Sometimes you have to be crazy for science
I just got out of hospital 😂🫘🫘🫘
God I want to suck Marty off….Na im kidding just a little cactussy (I have no idea what that means).
Cacti *
Another BANGER gents. Loving watching you guys all the way from the east coast of the US. Marty took that crazy cactus like a champ.
❤️
Since the undies corrupted the data, future experiments should be done wearing only a thong and cup.
😱
What was James rageing at in the background at 28:52 haha
Slow mo fucked up 😂
Quick question, have you guys ever been thinking about quiting this and doing something else in life? Not saying you guys should because I fucking love this content!
We don’t have any qualifications 😂
Legally, they aren’t allowed to do anything else.
Should have kept the pots around the cactuses 🤣
That would be a interesting watch
This was a good one boys always enjoy the cactus vids. Ever since the old days with Jackson’s dad
Love when Michael goes rogue! Marty turning his elbow to the shot and can’t believe it hit it again 😆😆🤦🏻♂️ great vid Boyz!!
You brighten up my day sooo much!! Love the bit about the labour and the boats🤣 🇬🇧
Daniel? Had me like whaaaaaa?
😂
Holy fuck this video was nuts 😳 you guys are crazy i fkn love it🤣 and James amazing job on the slingshot lol
Beautiful boys, fuck I would have never guessed
I’m both extremely happy and moderately worried about Marty copping the worst of these spikey cunts… can we please see the aftermath of your German elbow marteeen?
Marty why you shave you stomach you color flag man lol jk lov3 you boys
I can only imagine how your clothes must have stuck to you after this. Rough, but hilarious, and all-around valuable science!
Very educational content
Not sure how long the cast to screen button has been poppin, but I’m much much much appreciative for it. Yeah boysssssss 🙌🏼🤸♀️
2 new video ideas!
1. What object bruises the darkest (squash ball, plant, belt, whip, etc.)
2. What body part bruises the most (squash ball hit to the front, back, arm, leg, ass, foot, etc)
Love the videos boys!
That’s wild but Hector’s gonna be running 3 Honda Civics with Spoon engines, T66 turbos with NOS, and a Motec system exhaust
Curious if you considered the body fat variable in your experiment? Maybe more research is needed to determine if it’s more painful to be lean or carry a little bit of fat?
Juiceeeee
Pro tip. Use Elmer’s glues (just normal glue dumbass kids eat) poor over the spikes let it dry and peel it off like a sunburn. Takes out a good amount of the spines 👍🏼