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ACTUALLY Fully Actual Episode 9

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Mel FitzGerald
Mel FitzGerald
3 months ago

One day soon I will send Matt one of my fake tits lol.. I wonder how it will go in the slingshot 😂

gordieduggan902@outlook.com
gordieduggan902@outlook.com
3 months ago
Reply to  Mel FitzGerald

What’s your plan with the other one? 🤔🙋🏻‍♂️🤣

Matt Lafferty
Matt Lafferty
3 months ago

Can’t believe I waited all month for that.. disappointed.

Ryan Whymark
Ryan Whymark
1 month ago
Reply to  Matt Lafferty

Oh liss of gay boy

Mel FitzGerald
Mel FitzGerald
3 months ago

Sam Talent on the poddy was a great vibe with everyone, maybe he can make a return one day 🙌

Robert Pellegrini
Robert Pellegrini
3 months ago
Reply to  Mel FitzGerald

I didn’t even know Sam was on before, I love his stuff. Can’t wait to watch that one.

nick couzens
nick couzens
3 months ago

I was in my 30s and I fucked a fat 20 year old prada willi syndrome fat man up his bum

Mike Murawski
Mike Murawski
2 months ago
Reply to  nick couzens

Are you Artie Lange ?

Jrsnowdon@hotmail.co.uk
Jrsnowdon@hotmail.co.uk
3 months ago

Fuck the low reviews, I love all your shit! It’s a five from me! CAAAANT

Mick Markwick
Mick Markwick
3 months ago

The black book has to be part of every fully actual fully podcast

Chris Clontz
Chris Clontz
3 months ago

Great pod guys! Black book for sure needs to be a staple also tinder. Personally I dont mind the shit segs either… Maybe a fan seg? Ŵhatever tjat would consist of. Biggest shit, longest pubes, ect so on and so forth. Honestly in my book you cant go wrong. Keep killing it. Hopefully yous get to the states soon because you guys are getting pretty big over here…

James Beattie
James Beattie
3 months ago

Enjoy your work always guys – huge fan – but much prefer the banter laughs and fun (black book, prank calls, crazy stories, timder etc) rather than the overloading of gay, shit and butt stuff – too much this week for me.

Michael needs to take a break from planning segments 😂😂

eyecame@gmail.com
eyecame@gmail.com
3 months ago

Man what’s with the low rating, I thought this was hilarious. The story of munted michael trying to kiss a spastic in a wheelchair had me in tears especially

nick couzens
nick couzens
3 months ago

Will the special shit segment come back? Pure genius idea

Milo Williams
Milo Williams
3 months ago

Fucking love the bender stories but fuck Michaels sections are tedious

Nikki Stpierre
Nikki Stpierre
3 months ago

Instead of 69 the punishment should be scissoring. LOL Then no more GAY. 🙂

Nikki Stpierre
Nikki Stpierre
3 months ago

You guys should take some notes during the Birds & Bees segment. Matt most definitely knows what he’s talking about. Start an OnlyFans! 🙂

Dowelltaylor2@gmail.com
Dowelltaylor2@gmail.com
3 months ago

Michael why didn’t you stir that kava when you picked it up from letting it sit?

Neex Apis
Neex Apis
3 months ago

Ya’ll should so do a segment in which you take it in turns each podcast (So month 1 is Mr No, Month 2 is Neckman, Month 3 is Scat boy, Month 4 is I’m-not-gay-but-I-would) coming up with a group challenge. If you back out, you have to wear something super-faklinan for every podcast (including the Youtube poddies) until your next turn picking.

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
3 months ago

Not our best episode guys sorry. Will make sure the u cut poddy’s are up to standard moving forwards ❤️

Kerri Harris
Kerri Harris
3 months ago
Reply to  Marty Arty

Just want you to know that I came 3 times today watching you in the videos. I’m not even joking.. I think I’m ovulating. Possibly. Or it’s just you’re so fucking hot 🔥

Christopher Deleon
Christopher Deleon
3 months ago
Reply to  Kerri Harris

Marty is MARRIED. Calm your TEETS.

Kerri Harris
Kerri Harris
3 months ago

I know dickhead. Its a joke cause Michael keeps calling him fat and unattractive 🙄

Lee Piper
Lee Piper
3 months ago
Reply to  Marty Arty

This seems to be the norm lately

rk666@hotmail.com
rk666@hotmail.com
3 months ago

I can’t cast the vids anymore please fix this boys other then that B E S T

anne.boostrom@gmail.com
anne.boostrom@gmail.com
3 months ago

This doesn’t need to be uncut but I need more German! PLEASE! Love the extra episode boys ❤

Maxscary16@gmail.com
Maxscary16@gmail.com
3 months ago

I want the most gay and outrageous podcast so I can have an absolute laugh from it love ya CUNTTTTTS

Helenedanielle@yahoo.co.uk
Helenedanielle@yahoo.co.uk
3 months ago

Not up to usual standard guys

Darran Loveday
Darran Loveday
3 months ago

Don’t do kava kids Marty is close to falling asleep most episodes. Episodes r going to shit to much Michael not enough unhinged Marty

Lee Piper
Lee Piper
3 months ago

Sick of all the kava bollocks

Ryan Whymark
Ryan Whymark
2 months ago
Reply to  Lee Piper

Piss off then

Lee Piper
Lee Piper
3 months ago

Someone take away micheals segment privalages, I almost turned off

CONNOR RILEY
CONNOR RILEY
3 months ago

The only good segment Michael ever introduced was ‘And Scene’… not even slightly entertaining watching these stupid little segments he comes up with, same as the special needs on the youtube poddy… boring

CONNOR RILEY
CONNOR RILEY
3 months ago

I miss Marty trying to finish Matt’s segments and matt getting angry over it, Marty used to be unhinged but Kava slowing him down

Tarz Legman
Tarz Legman
3 months ago

Marty and Michael make a porno. And get something sticky

Noah Jasek
Noah Jasek
3 months ago

Bender stories were good

fku8953@gmail.com
fku8953@gmail.com
3 months ago

I love u boys, but fuck me…all u guys talk about is kava now, and what’s with the secrets, it feels like your gate keeping the good stuff, I don’t want to waste my money and get a shit product, anyways love u boys, except Matt, he’s a cunt

Ryan Whymark
Ryan Whymark
2 months ago

You sound like a total prick i have to admit.

Kris Karst
Kris Karst
2 months ago
Reply to  Ryan Whymark

He isn’t wrong fucktard.

Andrew Niven
Andrew Niven
3 months ago

Standard is dropping with the pods recently. Too much kava

gordieduggan902@outlook.com
gordieduggan902@outlook.com
3 months ago

Well it suddenly made sense why you do the the uncut poddy, it’s the only way Michael can have any creative freedom 👌🏼🤣

Patrick Gallant
Patrick Gallant
3 months ago

Any updates on when the kava will be released? Always remember boys, you are the best.

adam.bunn95@gmail.com
adam.bunn95@gmail.com
3 months ago

Gotta be the shittest podcast I’ve ever seen, cheers lads

Ben Creane-Smith
Ben Creane-Smith
3 months ago

Stop letting Micheal make so many segments 🤣🤣

Garret.krichards@gmail.com
Garret.krichards@gmail.com
3 months ago

Sorry boys first time iv even not given a 5 star. Someone tell Michael no more “new” segments lol.

Sam Lennon
Sam Lennon
2 months ago

If you ever needed evidence as to why no man should ever get married and have kids, this is it.

John chisholm
John chisholm
2 months ago

When is episode 10?

Benjamin Pauletto
Benjamin Pauletto
1 month ago

Bring back German or gibberish but it’s English or gibberish

Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor
1 month ago

A doctor told me a story about a lady that came in with a problem with her colostomy bag, rash around the hole. Long story short it was herpies, she was a prostitute that was letting one of her clients fuck her colostomy hole.

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