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Daisy Gillespie
Daisy Gillespie
6 months ago

I look at a greasy, thick, dripping cheeseburger the way Marty looks at Michael

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
6 months ago

Hahah this made me chuckle

eyecame@gmail.com
eyecame@gmail.com
6 months ago

Michael bending over and pushing out that stiff dry shit in front of his mates like it’s an everyday thing, no big deal, is fukin hilarious to me

Tyler James
Tyler James
6 months ago

Sick episode boys

Ryan Whymark
Ryan Whymark
6 months ago
Reply to  Tyler James

Is it poorly?

matthewbmx34@gmail.com
matthewbmx34@gmail.com
6 months ago

You guys are Absolutely hilarious! Love these podcasts

Mick Markwick
Mick Markwick
6 months ago

More black book stories please 🙏

koxlumbus@gmail.com
koxlumbus@gmail.com
6 months ago

Brown constantly playing with his cock was just so wrong to watch😂😂😂

Still… Great episode even thow i realy missed the brown fucked up what ever book thing😂😂😂

jonasbaknielsen@live.dk
jonasbaknielsen@live.dk
6 months ago

Bird and the bees with brown request:

How to seduce a retarded chick

Simon Ainsworth
Simon Ainsworth
6 months ago

Bloody Michael, too much meth and not enough meat. Not to count the coffe beans

francisfelix.709@gmail.com
francisfelix.709@gmail.com
6 months ago

michaels special shits is the best! very hot! keep it up 🙂

Last edited 6 months ago by francisfelix.709@gmail.com
timmace1964@netscape.net
timmace1964@netscape.net
6 months ago

Michael’s no-wipe policy is the absolute worst. Vile. Nauseating. Hilarious. He and the baby will have a contest for dirtiest bottom. Have a great week.

Ben Earl
Ben Earl
6 months ago

😂

anne.boostrom@gmail.com
anne.boostrom@gmail.com
6 months ago
Reply to  Ben Earl

I never thought about Michael having to clean his babies bum whilst leaving his own full of poo. That is fucking hilarious!

Tim Mostrey
Tim Mostrey
6 months ago

Great episode again boys!
Here’s a merch idea; “I’ve bean through a lot” with a big coffee bean underneath on a shirt; or ‘I’ve bean raped’..

Dlkajones10@gmail.com
Dlkajones10@gmail.com
6 months ago

Great episode boys. I actually think this is the first time I’ve ever wanted to hurt Marty/Darren. That was rough. Lmao.

daviebhoy85@gmail.com
daviebhoy85@gmail.com
6 months ago

Got a sex story… a mate of mines from the Gold Coast was on a works weekend trip to Newcastle. Pulled this chic, went back to hers, her place was immaculate, white carpet, cream walls ect, anyway, he fucks her then they fall asleep, he wakes up during the night and thinks he’s pissed the bed, turns out he had shit the bed, all fucking over him, all up her back, she’s passed out sleeping. He’s got up and tried to find the light switch, his hands covered in shit, couldn’t find the light switch, didn’t even know which side of the door it was on, anyway after fumbling about, banging into things he eventually finds the switch. Turns it on and there is shit everywhere, all over the walls, both sides, the door, the carpet all over the bed all up her back, she’s still sleeping. He quickly turns the light off, gets ready and bailed. He said he seen her 2 weeks later in the Gold Coast and fucked her again haha

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
6 months ago

Hahah holy shit. I wonder what must have gone through her head when she woke up

daviebhoy85@gmail.com
daviebhoy85@gmail.com
6 months ago
Reply to  Marty Arty

They both where on the charlie, all things must pass. Anyway you should start a true sex story segment

Jozy Philyaw
Jozy Philyaw
6 months ago

That’s it im flying over and we all having a sit down lmao

Jozy Philyaw
Jozy Philyaw
6 months ago

Lmao what killas yens got ull take enethin

Dowelltaylor2@gmail.com
Dowelltaylor2@gmail.com
6 months ago

Can you guys reduce the amount of shit content for a while, lol? Love you boys, been watching since you lived in a shed, Been a UOM member since day 1. After vomiting red Gatorade on my misses brand new white carpet, I can’t take anymore vids of Michael thumbing through his dark matter.

daviebhoy85@gmail.com
daviebhoy85@gmail.com
6 months ago

We want shit

Marty Arty
Marty Arty
6 months ago

Hahaha man I try. Michael just loves shitting. I don’t know how to stop him

Jaden Portillo
Jaden Portillo
6 months ago

Hey boys I have a birds and the bees for matt. I’ve been single for about 4-5 years now. Last bird was my kids mom. Haven’t had a have in that 4-5 year span. Any pointers or advice to get back to having haves or should I keep using my hand as company?

Matt Trammell
Matt Trammell
6 months ago

Brown would be the one to say Michael’s shit reminded him of an erect dick

Josh Editor
Josh Editor
6 months ago
Reply to  Matt Trammell

Classic Brown

anne.boostrom@gmail.com
anne.boostrom@gmail.com
6 months ago

Glad to see you have a normal poo! 👍

Josh Editor
Josh Editor
6 months ago

It’s been refreshing…

David Boyer
David Boyer
6 months ago

Ears? do you grab the ears? LMAO that one had me dying Marty.
Keep up the great work boys.

Sam Mould
Sam Mould
6 months ago

I know Matt’s Pornhub search

Cooper Editor
Cooper Editor
6 months ago
Reply to  Sam Mould

unfortunately we all do

matt.wasps@btinternet.com
matt.wasps@btinternet.com
6 months ago
Reply to  Sam Mould

I’m pretty sure Brown has completed Pornhub!

Greg Galindo
Greg Galindo
6 months ago

The brown sure was loving that dildo 😂

scanmanpaul@hotmail.com
scanmanpaul@hotmail.com
6 months ago

Brown can talk the talk, but he needs to walk the walk. He needs to show us how he fucks, those powerful hips would not lie

Andrew Niven
Andrew Niven
6 months ago

This really needs to be weekly and become the main podcast

Joe Shields
Joe Shields
6 months ago

That shit….. MVP to Michael

Last edited 6 months ago by Joe Shields
bondishane2026@yahoo.com.au
bondishane2026@yahoo.com.au
6 months ago

Michael what would you rather, suck 1 dick 10 times or suck 10 dicks 1 time?

needccs@aol.com
needccs@aol.com
6 months ago

Just a bit of ket, Its my only day off, i literally pissed 🙂

Boothie1994@hotmail.com
Boothie1994@hotmail.com
6 months ago

The ‘HELP HELP HELP’ and then farting is one i do very often to my partner lmao

Dlkajones10@gmail.com
Dlkajones10@gmail.com
6 months ago

When Michael sat down with his shit and leaned in to look at it closely I was so hoping Marty was gonna shove his face in that massive shit.

Michael you still disgust me, but I just can’t stop watching

Matt predator Brown
Matt predator Brown
6 months ago

Sorry

dean.vinyard@gmail.com
dean.vinyard@gmail.com
6 months ago

Fuk me this makes me so fukin hard!

Bryan Kirk
Bryan Kirk
5 months ago

Butt detective idea- Did Michael and his wife save the positive pregnancy test If so you should ever so lovingly ran that up his bum
A would you rather idea So you’re laying in bed with your mother and father but your father is 3 inches erect inside your bum while you’re 3 inches erect inside your mother. Would you rather back into your dad to get out of your mother? Or would you rather push forward into your mother to get free from your father? Which way would you rather go?

Ashton Williams
Ashton Williams
5 months ago

Haha is matt’s shirt available cause I want that shit!

Beeson Yung
Beeson Yung
5 months ago

Give the bloke some fukin ket! For his horse of course

James U-C
James U-C
5 months ago

i’ll love to read marty’s book one day

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