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lets go lads
When can we get a video of brown just brownin around
When do we get defeating defication part 3 ??
I have a feeling we won’t be getting any more of those ever since ole Mickey nearly had to get a fuckin poop sack bc of the coffee beans. You CUNNNTTTTTT!!!!!
There’s other things they can safely eat and shit out for all of us to enjoy. Plus that was only Mickey.. Martian is still an untarnished body to defecate from.
YES MORE BROWN!!!
Can we have Pisstillery part 3???
anyone else have a loud static noise at and around 22:55 of the video? scared the hell out of me
yes me too
Yeah i didn’t know what was happening. Thought my phone was dying or some shit.
Yeah that’s very strange – sorry about that! Must have glitched during upload or export. Will chat to the boys about it
Fucking whip those cunts for it.
Yeah I had it 3 separate times. SORRY!
same here
They figured out a way for the video to violate us all.. 3D video technology caunt
Pranked
Matt Brown isn’t funny. Far better as a cameo now and again.
They’re in them more to split the pain for sure. Brown at least steps up for the pain.
WAAAAAAYYYY better than Julian though.
I watching some of the older videos and was thinking the same thing. So glad he isn’t in every video anymore
Don’t dis the fuckin Brown! You cunt!
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sadly…i agree.
Brown is great
Brown is king brown
Brown will take you to brown town where he is mayor and have you
fuck off cunt
Lewis, BAD BOY! I expected better from you 🙁
Maybe get Connor to get in some more videos. I enjoy his banter and anger.
We’d love to, but he’s a busy busy boy with Crackermilk
Did James throw the last one on purpose? How does marty always do the arse spikes? Feeling like it’s set up. But first video of 2026 was a good one!
Never! I am glad I didn’t get it though. I’m scared of blood bum.
hurry up and film a xanny olympics
wtf is that awful ear raping audio around 22:40?
Sorry bro! We’re on it
Mustache!!!! Ginger James mustache!!!!
Hahaha it’s actually strawberry blonde
Welcome back boys! Great vid to start the year!
I definitely think james and brown need to be the 2 new permanent members!
Cheers David. I’m too much of a pain pussy to become full time camera. But Brown is braver than me
The only thing you’ve been Jam Packing is your asses. Fags.
I swear. Ever since Joe Biden was president, Michael has become so gay with his punishments. Sleepy joe really changed you.
I’m gonna Come
Sorry
Switch the teams up cunts marty and james are getting boring, and the gay shits getting a bit gay micky im slowly starting to not like you.
Pretty sure Johnny Epstein played this same game with old DJT. That’s Trump for you dumb fucks.(
Smart platform here for your dipshit political views. Yaaaaa stupppid cunttttt
James, does it suck being short and bald? In India they use cow dung to treat baldness so you may be in luck. Can’t do anything about the height though. Maybe keep leaching off of your funnier friends long enough and you can get surgery? Love, Queston.
I think James blew his seed into your Mrs.
We’d literally be fucked without James. Our vids wouldnt be half as good you have no idea. James is staying 4 lyf
Also James isn’t short. Me Michael and Matt are just tall. And personally I think James is fucking hilarious.
James is definitely hilarious. Matt is too, plus he has a great name.
James could have a hack at you for a 50 cent piece and a ciggy, stop projecting
I think I’ve cracked the code on who my hater is hahahaha I’m going to cuddle you so hard next time I see you
That first punishment will never be repeated in history. Honestly hats off to the creativity
Hahaha Michael is a twisted genius
why does james look like he’s 55 but hangs out with college freshman
Hahaha RYAN! That’s a 8/10 on the mean scale
Plenty of Marty ass, can’t complain about that.
Loved this one and loving the brown and James. Was a little thrown off by the mustache at first.
Thank you Karen! Matt and I held hands and jumped in a circle laughing after reading your comment
First observation: You can contract Anthrax from cow shit. Second observation: Luke is too cool— A Zen master. Third observation: I THINK our James is getting hair transplants.
Haha not yet man. I definitely need them though
10/10. Funny shit
Another brilliant video lads! Looking forward to seeing the chaotic shit you legends get up to this year!
One video a week isn’t good enough boys, not paying for 1 a week
It’s always been 1 website video a week. The other is a video that’s on YouTube… for the public, not a second website video. If we don’t have time to make a YouTube video, it will just be the 1 website video.
so much effort gets put into these videos for us so if you want them to have no life outside of this then… get the fuck out you cuuuuunnnnntttt!!!!!!!!
You guys should do a worst of the worst video where you just redo all the worst punishments you’ve done. “Which worst punishment is the worst?”
We’re doing something very similar…
Loves James new dick tickler
Haha it tickles balls too when I’m upside down
Loved the cameo flei lei from dan
hey i didnt sign up to this website to have you fuckin warn people about being offended. fuck off and do the bit. no one here gives a fuck about feelings
Tell that to our government. Literally nearly illegal to make jokes so we’re protecting our team with the warning
What’s with all the gay shit at first was funny now it’s a bit much hahahaha gay cunts
Hahahaha that’s so fair dude
We all know muscle tensor had no batteries in it!
Haha you are very incorrect. Plus the tens machines are the only thing that made it less gay
Wtf was the fuzz feedback on the tragedies round. Super rough on the ears
Sorry, fixing it today
What was the static noise about
Great video lads, you gotta sort out that lighting tho… to much shadows
100% agree. We’re ordered a fuck load of new lights so bear with us baby!
welcome back guys. Great video, instead of using the skip time for racist shit can you put it in for the gay shit? I’d much rather skip 2 guys jerking each other off.
Hahaha sorry about that one
Oy bloody banger ya gross cunts, bring back on Pauly and ole FLOPPPPAAAAA they’re the best
We’ll 100% film with those legends again soon
Pictionary 2 cunts go grapefruit!!!!
We’ll do it again for sure
from ZERO:ZERO:ZERO. @0:00
James’ “‘stash” looks like it belongs to a camp counselor who gives private massages after a lake swim. No? OK…
James looks like a retired MINOR league baseball player.
ONE more… James looks like a disgraced ex-porn star who had to quit due to an uncurable STI and harassment lawsuits…
HARD pass on THAT one, brotha! You either go FULL ON handlebar MOUStache or SHAVE the SHIT OFF! NO half assin’ on the facial accessories, good SIR!
I only apologize that you FEEL you are owed ANY sort of apology.
GREAT video though, boys.
You’re a swine
Hahaha thank you for the giggle dude. I’ll take on your feedback
Next time switch teammates brown with Marty James with Michael go grapefruit
This would feel so weird. But I’m open to it
I am fucking dying over the jerk off, so fucking weird and fucked up. keep it up boys
Hahahahaha
Haven’t laughed as hard as I did at the first punishment in a long time, 5 stars boys. Brown and James are king
Cheers connor love you so hard
I definitely thought Brown was going to opt out that first one! Lol!
He’s so brave
There needs to be a part 2 of this.
Deal
STOP MOVING THE CAMERA AROUND, I’m getting motion sickness. Camera dude, just stop the non-stop motion you do
James never lose the Stache
It’s staying baby!
Anything that Brown gets hurt in is an instant 5*. Hes created so many victims, he deserves punishment
So true
Micheal is slowly turning us all gay.
HAHAHAHAHA
Pleaseeeeee make this a recurring segment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha good one Lads