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Glad you guys are enjoying a well deserved break, great compilations! Have a bloody legendary great holidays boys!
And remember, time never changes!
Thank you Tim ❤️
FleKlein
This is bonus content and not this week’s new video right?
This is the website video this week.
I don’t think that’s right. Maybe the live show vlog is delayed a couple days and this shit is just bonus stuff.
This is it.
Get with the time brah
Waited all week just for this 🙁 hopefully there’s more.
They won’t have done this shit and called it a new video. I have faith there’s more.
Cry me a river build a bridge and get over with it you pussy…
Internet hard man. Hilarious 😂
There’s always one
It’s laughable to sit at home typing messages calling someone a pussy. But there’s always one and they’re always uneducated.
Pussy lips you’re
aannd just like that you became the thing you first protested against.
This is it fucklips, they’ve only been announcing it would be for about the last 47 months.
Hey guys, this is our website video for the week. We polled our members Facebook group a while ago and asked if people would like to see a compilation for a week. People voted yes. Sorry if you’re disappointed ❤️
Wow really not happy
These guy injure themselves week in week out for our entertainment. I think they are entitled to a break over the festive period dont you?
They film videos weeks in advance as proven by their podcast… it’s not like they’ve got 9-5 jobs. Takes 3 hours max to play a game of golf on a park… such a shit excuse.
Blame the tards in the Facebook group that voted for it. I would have preferred a compilation like this on the last day of the year, though.
Pull your head in fuckwit. Normal game of Golf plus the set up plus the punishments easily equals a full days filming. Add in travel time, planning an editing and you’re talking 2-3 days per website video plus the same for a social media video. They have families and deserve time off at the end of the year like everyone else.
The set up? Hahaha. It’s not the Masters you muppet! They put a bucket down 100 metres in front of them and they whack a ball whilst two people film them… you’re acting like they’re athletes or like they give us Netflix level production every week lmfao. Get your head out of your arse you clown.
What set up ? The buckets? Youre a clown
Pull your dick out their arse gay boy
Getting weeks ahead with content is extremely difficult. Golf days take 5+ hours to film, and 1.5 weeks to edit. We try and make the punishments different so it takes a while to plan sometimes. Also takes time to source all the props and stuff we need for punishments.Some videos take even longer, and some videos don’t work at all and we have to scrap and we lose a day. But yes, filming duration isn’t the problem, it’s the quantity. We can’t spend more than a day on filming a video or we fall behind, and lots of our bigger ideas would take a week to film but we can’t as we would then miss a video. So I agree with you that we don’t have regular 9-5 jobs and we are 100% living the dream, but we definitely use this life we have been given to churn out more content than any other content creator hands down. Ain’t no one else making 2 x long form videos every single week as well as running the business, and podcast, live show, etc. I’m sorry you were disappointed this week, but I really hope you realise that we dedicate our lives to pump out as much content as we can for you guys.
This video is better than initially expected. You guys are great and are loved by your fans. Disregard the feedback from this week and continue being great in 2026!
Hey guys I’m just happy when I get to see new content! I check the website daily and just assume you guys are working on stuff when there isn’t something new. Love the variety you put out and look forward to all the videos. I remember when I first saw you guys on my Facebook reels a long time ago and now I’m a member and you are part of my weekly routine! Keep up the awesome content!
we love you allen
Fuck these complaining cunts…
Fully. Thanks for all the content and have a great break with your family!
Fuck all the nay sayers mart. I loved it. It’s good to get a recap and see all the funny pain and different clips.
Then just fuck off whingey Mgee?
Get your tongue out gay boy
Doors to your right.
Is your mum on the other side?
Don’t be a Dobby dog cunt
Like Marty gives a fuck you little whingey pingey homo man
Enjoy a well deserved break. Heal up those bodies and spend time with your wives and families.
Enjoy the break, boys. Go spend time with your wives and families. Let your bodies heal up. Looking forward to next year.
Last year when you guys took a break there was a drop off that you said wouldn’t happen this year. All good if the members voted for this though. And cant fault your open communication with us as always. I will go watch some of my favourites. Also for next year who’s bravest 2 please. Apart from brown golf that’s been my favourite and I think its your highest rated.
Gay
I mean that’s fine for Facebook/youtube, Not for the members vid.
I agree, we actually pay money for the members video. Should have asked us, this is bs
I agree
Lol I guess these guys don’t think y’all deserve a damn break …you more than deserve a break and hope you all have a great Holiday!! Tomorrow the 14th is my 40th birthday and I’ve been watching y’all for at least 6 years!!! The whole gang is greatly appreciated and that’s an understatement!!! Happy Holidays!!
A break? I worked 70 hours this week you stupid cunt
Can’t be working very hard given how fat you are
Never said they didn’t deserve a break or that I didn’t appreciate the boys. But this happened last year and they said they were banking content for the break so it wouldn’t happen. But this as a Facebook and members vid isn’t acceptable for paying fans. If they banked content then release a new members vid or at least a uncut podcast. Dont take it the wrong way, they have more than earned a break.
Not disappointed at all this was a fuckin pisser
Fuck everyone who disagrees mart I love the compilation. It’s fucking hilarious this one and the YouTube version. I’m in stitches
Never do a vote on Facebook for the website ever again, do it right here. realize that the majority of the people on One platform are only on that one platform. When we came to your website we no longer went to the other platforms lol I don’t really miss any vids and I don’t remember a vote lol half your subscribers are stoners we aren’t gonna remember after an hour long vid that at the beginning you told us to go vote lol I go to bed after lol Basically what happened was people on Facebook who don’t even sub here where the majority of the voters lol anyways we’ll get over it enjoy your break.
All of the people in the Facebook group are website members? It’s a private group. It’s not their fault that you didn’t see the messages.
Apparently a lot of fucking people aren’t on there so your points fucking mute. like I said why would we go to Facebook for anything all the content is right here. Looks like 80% of the people who are on here didn’t have a clue about it.
What the fuck you talking about
Can’t you read? Idiot
What the fuck do you mean, what the fuck am I talking about? I’m replying to the guy, who replied to me about how voting on Facebook probably wasn’t a good idea. as you can see there’s a lot of people who didn’t know about it because they probably aren’t on that Facebook group because all the contents already here why go to facebook. I suggested voting on here instead to clear up the confusion next time. If you haven’t noticed these people complaining aren’t the normal complainers, that points to a real problem bud. they have a point this is a payed sub not a charity. they promised new content. This isn’t new content. why the boys thought this would go over well idk. Lol they have banked videos they could of thrown up from the archives in addition to this vid. If they would have these people would feel like winners right now and feel really good about the compilation video rather than like they got ripped off. they got a point, even if the boys are on break the payments don’t stop so why would the new content. This is too many upset people the boys will have to address this at this point.
Did the poll say instead of new content? Im not even watching this. Genuinely might unsub.
Probably didn’t say that or id be surprised this would have happened. Fine doing a best of for youtube but not paying members.
Glad you guys are getting a well deserved break. People complaining dont fully understand what you guys actually go through on a day to day basis. Go relax and heal up with your families and come back refreshed and ready to COP SOME PUNISHMENTS…
Totally fine with this, you boys deserve a break every now and then and there’s been a massive jump in quality this year from what was already really good content. Enjoy boys and fuck the whingers
Bull shit cunt
Piss on the haters
Simply the best!! Better than all the rest!! Cheers boys and shout out to James and the rest of the crew for all your hard work as well fellas!
We’ve seen all of these save this stuff for facebook not the website boys
What about the uncut podcast instead of this
That will be next weeks kick in the teeth
Trip down memory lane 🥰 enjoy your well deserved time off!
Wah wah wah. Quit your bitching cuuuuuuunts. It’s not all about you.
Not sorry. Time never changes.
Your mums pants never change
Shut up Karen and do a shit
Your breath smells like cock
I blame Julian woods and Matt brown for this bullshit upload
This is wank. Yet again website members that actually pay you to fuck around are being fucked around ourselves. You film weeks in advance so not having a video ready is diabolical. Just my opinion but please feel free to virtually cry about it by down voting this comment. Won’t stop it being true, sadly.
Fully agree. I might unsub it’s a joke
The first minute of the video is mainly Marty counting to fucking 10… what the fuck is this video
I am very disappointed. Waited all week looking forward to something new . I know ya boys need and deserve a break but I hear yall talk on fully actuall podcast that your working hard to make extra content so you can take yalls break. We don’t want to wait pay for something we’ve already seen even if it’s your best stuff we love . Still love you guys merry Christmas
Going to be a dull end of the without you guys. Have a great break and hope you come out swinging for the new year.
The amount of people bitching and complaining in comments is drops in a bucket to how many that actually support the boys
Is that why there is about 4 of you and the rest are unhappy? Brown nose
We can still support the boys while also telling them this video was lazy and not worth our money. Its business at the end of the day. It doesn’t have to be one or the other, thats not how life works.
It’s mid December, the boys have had a big year, it’s 2 hours of the years highlights. While I was looking forward to new content, I’m certainly not complaining. Some of their funniest moments. Thanks boys, enjoy your break 🎄🍺
Constant inflammation leads to what? Lol enjoy the break boys next week we wanna see blood
I think they’re done for the year I don’t think there is a vid next week bud. Unless it’s banked content.
This isn’t the final video for the year. Just a compilation this week instead of a normal video
You guys did a fucking awesome job on the edit, like always. Tell Kevin I would like to mate with him.
i subscribe weekly. I’ll unsubscribe for a few weeks until its worth coming back. A compilation video isn’t worth it.
I agree
Really disappointed this is it for the week. Seen it all before.
No one is saying they shouldn’t enjoy a break during the holidays. The complaint is, we’re not getting new content. With everything they film, there is tons of unseen footage. That’s the point. If you’re a paying member, you should get something exclusive, like bts or a shit video that wasn’t good enough to post on YT.
So after watching this, it does appear to have some bts and extra footage from over the year. Still doesn’t feel like a proper weekly drop.
*Feels bad man* This is fully actually a really good drop. Sorry for complaining. Cheers boys!
Merry Christmas,enjoy your break boys.The website compilation was pretty good better than the Youtube one.
Jesus, that pickleball shot to Brown must have prolapsed his Anoos! How did that not come out his front?? It entered him for sure!
Stop bitching ffs, i thought it wasn’t that kind of community. Guys deserve a bit of a break.
Pussy
Says the guy that whines when he doesn’t get his way… you pay 26 bucks… you that hard up that you cant go a week without something new? You 6? Go outside… 🐈 meow ya little bitch..
You act like theyre olympic athletes that need a big break. This shit is literally fun. They can take their breaks like the rest of us normal folks. People dont like paying for content they’ve seen before and thats valid.
Marty, Michael & crew, thank you for a great 2025! I like the end of year compilation video & if people don’t like it, well time never changes! Have a lovely chrissy with your families & rest up well! Looking forward to new memories next year with you boys! 🩷👍
Finally a best of, everybody does it at the end of the year, and now you guys can going to take some rest. 🤜🏻🤛🏻
3 videos for per week for the next two weeks to make up for this I reckon xx
I don’t know what’s with all the negative ratings on here, although it’s not a website video this week I still really enjoyed it
Why are we paying to see replays? What a joke.. hope there’s.something else uploaded during the week
I thought there was something else coming but marty said this is the website video for this week. How they didnt realise people wouldn’t want to pay for replays is wild.
Man so many miserable fucks on here, no one is making you subscribe and pay money to watch these videos. These boys give us laughs every single week making insane videos all while balancing their own lives, give them a break so sooky
Guys .. we have 6 days every week used for trips down memory lane while we wait for the 7th day to bring us new stuff lol
I don’t understand the complaining. Look at what the boys go through in a year, God forbid they have a slight break. Not like subscription is expensive either. Cheers for the year of entertainment boys. Now im gonna smoke myself retarded and enjoy the vid.
What do they go through that can justify no new video that some people are literally paying for? Id love to have this damn job lol
I have head trauma
What a cop out.
Boys if you really care about us you’d post something else today. If not im unsubbing.
Do it… Noone cares
Waited all week for this 🙁
Like Michael I’m a warlock and to the people who voted for this compilation video over fresh content… I curse you, I curse you. You evil serpents of the deep I curse you with big fat massive blue balls that ache with fury!!! Even if you’re female. You’ll just sprout them and scream in agony!!!!
Videos that they do have btw to all you losers saying “ohhh they neeeed a big fat massive break… 💦”. You must be knew they do this every year they take a break and they use banked videos they intentionally banked for this time of year. We know they need a break calm your flailing tits. I’ve been around since they where little girls they plan for this every year.
fuck whoever didnt give this video 4 or above rating.
I love seeing all the little bitches come out when they don’t get their way. No one cares y’all aren’t getting your weekly content. So please, continue to bitch. The salt tastes great.
Good show boys. See yous in the new year.
GO TO REHAB MICHEAL!!!
This was awesome to see. Forgot about a bunch of the videos from the beginning of the year. Enjoy the vaca gentlemen. Well deserved. We all look forward to the return!
I still love this… though ……!! You guys always make my day better! Please do some long content vlogs . It’s still comedy gold by just hearing the things you guys think up and say lol
Very good ALLEN !!
Okay, at first I was annoyed because it wasn’t just one best-of video, but two, and not a new website video. But after careful consideration, I’m okay with it. The video is almost two hours long; it must have been a hell of a job to edit. Ryan and Cooper must be sad when their work is dragged through the mud by the ungrateful dirty cunts here. So I gave it 4 points.
I no it was voted for but the star ratings show that it was a let down we’ve all already seen this
set my week on it and was disappointed
where’s the uncensored live show I’ve purposely not watched on Spotify all week
costs a beer a week this and honestly would rather have a pint of Matt browns mince
Guys I have never been able to stream to my tv via air play and all other websites I can is there a way to do something?
Man I thought my 3 kids under the age of 10 whined and complained a lot, then I checked these comments. Take a break boys you’ve earned it.
Can’t wait for 2026! You guys have been incredible this year! Can you do a ‘which golf club hurts the most?’. Golf balls to the shin using each type of club!!!
Everyone that is crying about not getting a new episode go jump off the pussy bridge. These guys wreck their bodies for you day in and day out. Cry more puss bags 😇
Fucked Footy Golf video of the year ya stoopid caaants
i agree
RIP to those in Australia who lost their lives to these pathetic pieces of weak dog shit. Our hearts go out to the families and victims! America is with you!!
Well I liked it! Happy holidays you cunts ❤️
all caps comments looks like shit. Who the fuck decided that was a good look.