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WOOHOO BOYS YOU DID IT!
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Hell yeah!
Great video! Marty’s psychological torture towards Michael and his sharpshooter gollies always make me laugh so hard. And I’d dare say that James is stronger than TEN men taped together…but that five Michael gave him has me rethinking it. James, you gotta redeem yourself!
I love living in Michaels brain 😍
Seeing Michael squirm when Marty touches him brings me such joy
Same 😍
Holy fuck Michael’s getting abs
He needs more neck
Really thought we were about to see a murder.
Holy fuck James! That wood to the back was fucked hahahahahahahahaha
The way I see it, if I hit gentle I am letting every single one of you down. So I try to hit them in half with full power
Loved the video boys. I got an idea for a video you both will hate. Michael will hate it the most 😂. Have James strap you down and see who can take the most pinches on the triceps 😈
And whomever loses then the punishment is a 30 sec tricep pinch with no quitting 😈
If it’s James pinching the pinches will have the force of pliers
Thank you guys for making me laugh every week. Could’nt barely wait for the new vid coming out. Was hitting the refresh button even harder than my wife 🙂
Yeah our wives copped a few hits this week too. Glad you liked the vid ❤️
Worth the wait and glad so see how much Marty truly loves Michael it’s beautiful brought a tear to my third eye.
It’s true ❤️
WHY THE FUCK DO I LOVE JAMES SO MUCH
‘cuz you like dudes, dude. it’s all good. you do you, boo boo. bwahaha
He’s extremely love-able. Like a really muscly golden retriever
We all love James tbf
HEATH STOP IT, I’m blushing!
very funny video and worth of waiting!! fck that cyclone for waiting this masterpiece! I did see a nice pond there and realized you can do some pirate video there also who is better pirate maybe be more be boiiiis!
Yeah our dam will come in handy
Another great video boys. We need to see Michael tied up more so Marty can fuck with him 😂
He was all mine 😈
Superb stuff, hope everyone is safe with the cyclone passing through
We’re safe, just really inconvenienced. ❤️
Yoooo… Michael YAWNING @ 30:18 after being fuckin DROWNED for a MINUTE is Crrrrraaaaazzzy! That was his body signaling his BRAIN of the LACK of OXYGEN! holy SHIT Michael would have FOR SURE drowned first!
Hahah yeah like he was bored whilst nearly dying
Best video in months. Well worth the wait. James should dish out the pain more often. “I pride myself on 8’s and above” 😆
Cheers Jonny ❤️
What was Martys secret?!?!?!
I fucking love you members ❤️
Ain’t nothing better than seeing you guys enjoy a video
Favorite categories of your content ranked:
1.) public embarrassment
2.) pain humor
3.) scat weird shit
4.) straight pain
5.) role play (like when it’s just role play, role play with pain is in with rank 2)
What I’d love to see:
1.) Marty and Michael Ghost BUSTers (they go to a haunted house and just torment the ghosts for an hour then sleep in the house overnight seeing if they pissed off the ghosts enough)
2.) Marty live action prank call! (Marty becomes his persona and goes into public as them. Maybe a fuck’n pig on a leash as Arnold walking into a movie theater. Michael as backup or just tries to get offended by the character as a fake other random person in society)
3.) Honestly would love to see you guys on ColdOnes to talk about your troubles and tribulations getting to where you are now, but that might be a bit harder to pull off as they are a larger channel
4.) We learn to dance (Marty and Michael join a dance class with their partners. Over time they make their flirting more and more obvious while other class goes notice. By the end they pash infront of the whole class and their wives are just there pretending to be gutted while the class is so fuck’n confused
Just some ideas
Wow, that was some legendary shit boys. Absolutely fascinating and real science. Well done
crazy bastards with the water torture, ive commented this after the one minute mark, about to go back and watch 1:20 now
Marty looks like Shane Gillis after ozimpic. Good one men
WOW – That last bit was intense. Most people really do hate the feeling of drowning, but might just be worse having to drown your mates! Good on ya James!
Michael has learnt how best to take these hits, using his arms a bit more pushing them forward or backwards slightly 😂😂
Just shows you really care about him.
Fuck yeah boys killer vid. Glad you’re all safe
“I cannot kill my Mickey” LMAO. Honestly crazy Mickey can hold his breath that long. Great video as always guys!
Yall shoulda slogged matt browns fat ass a few times. Fat cunt.
Don’t you mean a 6.35 mm cane you metric cunts
Awesome video guys, thanks for keeping this insane output up
Is this the new website?
Amazing fkn video boys I was so fkn nervous watching you boys get held under the water like that lol you boys are fkn nuts!! James your fkn sexy!!
Marty’s reassuring michael is the best brings warmth to my heart😭😭😭😭
A ringworm here asking a non ring question, is this the new and updated website? Been on here for a while but the reminders to switch over has me wondering
You guys are the best!!!!!
This one gave me a panic attack!
Sorry. Loved it!
michael cheated with the arms blocking the quince tree hit!! he need to be hit again. 😀
anyone elses player full screening when they click once?
Bring out the paint ball, air soft, nerf potato, laser guns boys. Let’s see when gun hurts the most
Pretty much need a firearms licence in Australia for those
Idk why it made me laugh so hard watching almost manslaughter lol. Guess I gotta go back to therapy boys haha
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Anybody else feel uncomfortable watching the drowning one. Defo more of that please boys. Last few vids you’ve stepped it up massively! Wanna see more matt brown she’s so cute 😍
Matt Brown needs to take a break from screaming at his staff members and leave his concrete towers to cum join the team full time, I want to see his red face more along with his gout ridden body convulsing my screen.
Michael’s realization that he was done with the broad and it was Marty’s turn had me fucking gasping, absolutely hilarious. Great video boys, the drowning was fucked as well, might try it on my dad in tonights bath.
Imagine what Micheal would look like if he smoked meth he’s halfway there
Love to see the bromance of boys not wanting murder their friends in cold blood 💜
Best video in quite some time
Having a little jickle 🤣🤣🤣
When Marty starts running you KNOW it hurt, the spa bit was the best, I love how uncomfortable Michael is with human touch xD
Very good!