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LOL this was amazing. The way Marty posed after each hit to show off his ass fucking killed me LMAO.
This was by far the best content you boys have put out. The damage done to both of you BY both of you is next level. I honestly think Michael got his karma from using the sex paddle on your bottom at 100km by taking that high bounce ball to the lymph node lol. See ya next week boys and look forward to hearing the winner of the $50k giveaway CUUUUUNNNNNNTS!
This is asstastic
That is the single most scientifically accurate thing I’ve ever read
Omg, both vids were hilarious! How long did it take for Marty to be able to sit again? lol Thanks for the efforts!
He just stuck to a sofa-only sitting policy for a week. It was so bruised and yuck
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THAAAANK YOOOOU JAAASON
I won!!!! Holy shitttt bro
JOSH DON’T LIE
I can’t even believe Marty sexually assaulted a family, that’s hectic as shit baby.
Fully hectic hey
Love when marty says baby at the end of a sentence 😂
Michael’s dumbass knee is getting annoying.
It’s better now. He won a boxing fight on the weekend. But you’re right. I’ll hit him for it
Thank you, James! Haha
Absolutely brilliant boys. James you little devil you. Also congrats on the win boys.
😈😈😈😈
I absolutely LOVE this highly scientific videos ! Great job
Boys, absolutely hilarious. This is one of my favorite videos.
I’m so glad Marty ended up getting paddled, it was hilarious
Also, what was with Michael during the lucky dip? He seemed to suffer way more internal bleeding than usual
Before seeing it, im imagining this is gonna fucking hurt michael’s hand. Without jeans, should use a weapon of some sort like a plastic baseball bat or something. I can just vision his wrist or even fingers breaking.
Edit: omg good, he used a paddle, 100kmh using his hand was gonna get fucked up hard.
Edit 2: oh shit they found out about it.
Edit 3: pfffffttt!!!!!
Hahahaha thank you for all of the updates dude ❤️
At least the final hit (spalding ball) to michael didnt directly hit the skin. It fucking stings.
I wish it did hit him 🥺
Hahahah good work!!!
Thank you Alicia. It’s fully science
I want to see Julian get messed with more. His reactions are the best!
Hoolzie isn’t around much any more. But we’ll get him when he is 😈
Is this the same location as the hi five video…shame on you marty,you knew that lady was there in that car 😂
It sure was bro! And yes, Marty was being fully assaulty that day
Knew I recognised that spot…love the trip down memory lane BTW brings back good memories
Wild to see the old house.
It’s so cute hey
You should go back to the OG house. Like the original Marty and Michael house. See if you can get the person who owns it to give you a tour. That would be hectic as fuck bro.
Haha there is so many Marty and Michael houses and I don’t think we’re welcome back at ANY of them.
as always great video guys. I bet Marty couldn’t sit properly on that arse for days
Hahaha it was pretty bad. He stayed on couches for quite some time
Marty’s delayed response to getting hurt is my favourite bed time story.
Michael is the biggest bitch in history.
One of the best vids recently! Absolutely hilarious! Cheers from USA 🍻
The slaps was funny as ever
This had me crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣
Looks like marty got raped by a gorilla on meth
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Why is Marty getting angry the funniest shit🤣🤣🤣