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Unreal Uno AND How To Stop Your Mates From Sleeping

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Archie S
Archie S
1 year ago

Video idea: Is James Real? Surely the boys can whip out the Bunsen burners. Very strong characters do a shit

James Lee
James Lee
1 year ago
Reply to  Archie S

This can never happen……

Anne Gunton
Anne Gunton
1 year ago

I don't know why Marty ripping his pockets off made me laugh so hard 🤣

James Lee
James Lee
1 year ago
Reply to  Anne Gunton

It was very thorough wasn't it hahaha

Janne Kortelainen
Janne Kortelainen
1 year ago
Reply to  Anne Gunton

Got me good also, but good to be honest 😂👍

Matt
Matt
1 year ago

Note to self, don't watch this on mushrooms.

James Lee
James Lee
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt

Note to Matt: Change note to self to "DEFINITELY WATCH THIS ON LOTS AND LOTS OF MUSHROOMS"

Giles Cowan
1 year ago

Seeing how annoying Michael is when he's wasted makes all the pain he receives justified.

James Lee
James Lee
1 year ago
Reply to  Giles Cowan

Hahaha this is so scientifically accurate

Jas
Jas
1 year ago

Glad to see Quilt's still around

RIMJOBHIMSELF
RIMJOBHIMSELF
1 year ago

You should train your lungs, I'm a freediver and using my skill I can breathe on top of my lungs while the smoke is further below into my lungs and I can do that for ages. 5 minutes is a walk in the park. Then exhale and about all has done it's magic .
i used to have a friend that smoked like Michael, a big hit and he also exhaled it so quick it was just a waste I thought.
He died. True story. Listen up Michael, don't be like him.
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James Lee
James Lee
1 year ago

As someone who has spent many a day watch the boys suck bongs, please find my descriptions of the boy's bong rip style.
Michael – long, slow inhale with an unforced, relaxed exhale. Average time: 7-12 seconds.
Marty – quick, sharp inhale with an aggressive blow (usually at Michael's face). Average time: 3-6 seconds.

I hope this helped to ease your sadness and disappointment.

Mr. Z
Mr. Z
1 year ago
Reply to  James Lee

Actually watching Qwilt breast feed of Michael helped my sadness and disappointment. What a beautiful mother daughter moment. I will however take your bong science as fact and trust in Marty’s rapid inhale technique

Mr. Z
Mr. Z
1 year ago

Hope I’m wrong and editing just makes It look the way I described!

James Lee
James Lee
1 year ago

He is incredibly intelligent. I think.

James Lee
James Lee
1 year ago

Dude it is honestly the best

James Lee
James Lee
1 year ago

Thank you dude! Fantastic idea

Zach Boyd
Zach Boyd
1 year ago
Reply to  James Lee

Plinko of pain. Since we havnt seen the pain chair in awhile

James Lee
James Lee
1 year ago

Hahaha it was so shit. Nah man, THAT fire prank is coming soon. It was so fucked.

Dillon
Dillon
1 year ago

Loving the games with punishments series boys. A real life version of Mouse Trap would be killer

Tim Mostrey
Tim Mostrey
1 year ago

That blow-up doll fire prank was intense. 🤣
I thought that was the fire prank you recently talked about on the podcast that went horribly wrong.
Great video again!

Sola XP
Sola XP
1 year ago

Marty looks like a new man with the glasses and styled hair.
keep up the good works boys

James Lee
James Lee
1 year ago
Reply to  Sola XP

He looks like a french architect

CrosswindSurfer
CrosswindSurfer
1 year ago

Fuckin WEW HEWWW! Hearing james talk about the "bong off" like 3 fully actuals ago had me hankerin HARD for this one boys. I will hand it to Micky, he snaps bulls hard AF. Bones up brotha -papa jzam

James Lee
James Lee
1 year ago

The editor that made Bong Off Part 2 said he was crying with how funny it was. COMING SOON 😍😍😍

Earpaniac
Earpaniac
1 year ago

it has to be awesome having a friend you can absolutely torture just by getting wet. 😂

Mr. Z
Mr. Z
1 year ago

Looks like Marty is faking full bong rips…? It could be the weird editing cuts, but when Michael take a pull It shows him from start to end. Marty It doesn’t show the end. Looks like 3 rips off the same bong hit which is just 3 weak rips amounting to Michael’s 1 strong rip. Sad and disappointing…

Timothy A Mace
Timothy A Mace
1 year ago

Wow! Thank God Professor Ryan was there. "You've gotta push harder so, so, so it goes." Cleared things up for everyone. Good thing he's pretty. 🤣

Matt
Matt
1 year ago

"For fucks sake here we go again ay?"

-James

James Lee
James Lee
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt

Seriously hey 🙄

Matt
Matt
1 year ago

Instead of bongs, we need a video of yall doing a shot every minute til one of yall pukes on the other ones toes

James Lee
James Lee
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt

Hahaha this sounds fun

Baun420@hotmail.com
Baun420@hotmail.com
1 year ago

do a bit where you raise 6 leeches.3 on each nipple. Or wear a necklace formed by leeches <3 🙂

Joe Massey
Joe Massey
11 months ago

You guys need to get ahold or a kore essentials belt, they’re made for people who carry guns in their pants ; ). They’re super ridgid and hurt like a mother flicker. They come big enough to fit a giant and you’re meant to cut them down to your size,the bit that is left over is about a 1-1.5 feet (if you’re an average sized person and makes for the perfect slap stick. There.

Sam Lennon
Sam Lennon
9 months ago

James why the fuck does that tiny little hand hurt so much?

Craig Budruweit
Craig Budruweit
7 months ago

The night hike reels had me fucking pissing myself

Clarence McCay
Clarence McCay
7 months ago

The night hike shit had me rolling!!

Sam Townley
Sam Townley
7 months ago

3 bongs are way better than 1 ahahah

Chuck Guard
Chuck Guard
6 months ago

What’s with Michael cold water fear and hate?

Bro-de Smith
Bro-de Smith
6 months ago

We appreciate you James hehe

Graeme Mcfadden
Graeme Mcfadden
5 months ago

How high was Marty before this one began 🤣

Matt Bell
Matt Bell
4 months ago

What is the hand of death, what kind of machine is that???

Jonathon Lucas
Jonathon Lucas
4 months ago

Mosquitos in a tube, placed around the anus… Or ants… perhaps both.. Call it the itchy asshole.

Also, Scientists have discovered Uranus is warmer than expected.

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